One Friday night, Lena went with a bunch of friends on a "girl's night out", and didn't return until late Saturday afternoon. When she got home she found Ole sitting quietly in the living room with his ears all bandaged up.
"Ole, What happened to your ears?" she asked, head tilted.
"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron."
"Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?", asked Lena.
Ole replied, "Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor!"