Guide to the A-List Bloggers
Anyone who disagrees with me is a festering disease-carrying burnt-toast maggot. I am the Internet, doncha know that? I made it what it was. I invented Blogs. And my markup spec's are the all. Scripting and DaveNet was everything, I was ahead of the game. And when you all were still in diapers, I was (and still am) the world. I am King of the Whole Wide World. Microsoft is pure evil, they want to steal your kids, salt your lawn, plant greenish-oozed nuclear waste in your laundry detergent. I, however, have only the best of intentions. Comments? Sorry no can do. But trust me. Link Link Link Link to my supporters. Slam slam slam the ones I hate. Backstab here, backstab there. Change this spec here, change that spec here. RSS Spec fight here, RSS Spec fight there. Only thing worse than Microsoft are the morons at SixApart. Change spec - here, there and everywhere. Disagree? Then you are Evil Incarnate. Unreadable unmanageable code here, unreadable unmanageable code there. How to Disinfluence People and Tick-Off the Entire World via Blog. Anyone who was under the mistaken impression that Bloggers all get along hasn’t met me. Slam slam slam slam slam slam the ones I hate. Hey, not so fast, I invented that. Yes I did. YES I DID! Here’s a pointer to this issue 3.5 years ago when I discussed and invented it. So there! Here is my definition of what a makes a blog a blog, and I outta know.
10. Print “Blogs are Cool, they will Save
the World. And Dave is the King of the Entire World.”
20. Goto 10.
Commmeoooon, everyone, shout along to the beat. Ready now? A one...A one, two three, fouuurrr...Slam slam s-l-a-m - Slam slam s-l-a-m - Slam slam s-l-a-m.
“In the beginning was the Blog, and the Blog was with Dave, and the Blog
was God. The same was in the beginning with Dave. All things were made by him;
and without him was not any thing made that was made. In him was life; and the
life was the light of men. And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness
(everyone but Dave)
comprehended it not.”
Peace brother. Peace. Chill out, man. If you’re
happy and you know it, clap your hands. If you’re happy and you know it, your
Blog will surely show it. Clap your hands. Greetings from the Left Coast.
Internet Utopia. Blogs do have a metaphor. It’s writing.
Journalism. I am not a real Doctor, but Linux will cure cancer. Toke up,
yah man, peace. Happy happy. No conflicts, Contractions do not exist. Someone
said Blogs are the director’s cut
of journalism. I am never wrong. Circumvent,
distort, sleight-of-hand tricks, and even when I am cornered, I simply open the
discussion for my supporters to back me up.
Follow along. Or contribute. Or both.
Whatever. Just don't disagree. This new
meme here, that new meme there. Here’s some pointage to back
and forth between this person and that person on this issue. DIY Journalism. The powers of Big Media have
been forever broken!! Power to the People. Linux rules! Linux makes a great
hamburger topping. Blogs, there is no us and them. It’s all us. Weblogs are the
highest form of audience content. Weblogs are the highest form of evolutionary
development. Printwash, Searlsowash, but NOT Googlewash, no no. Google is God.
If not on Google it doesn’t count. Libraries, reference material? Hogwash! Wall
yourself out, get what you deserve. Hotel Internet troubles! Blanket the World
in FREE broadband Wi-Fi. Yes! Wi-Fi will save us all! And oh, Andrew-Orlowski-is-the-Devil-Wash-But-I-Still-Sorta-Like-Him-As-I-am-A-Happy-Person-Always,
Ireallyhavenoearthlyideawhatiamtalkingaboutbutiblogonwash, Chill, Peace,
Everything should be free man. Free! Paying for content on the web is downright
Satanic. Free man free. The
blog train has been delivering clues to the newspaper publishing business for
several years now, but we don’t have a sign that the biz is taking delivery. Link Link Link to these people who support me.
I had lunch with this person,
she’s been one of my favorite conference buddies.
Link Link to the ones that don’t, but only to the ones I can make fools of (in a
nice way). Linux weenie Geek Cruises. Linux weenie Geek Conference Blog
reporting. Linux weenie geeky tours of this city, of that city. Check out this
Geek party I was at. Companies
may start launching Web logs that have a business objective. Bad. Bad. Bad. As
they won’t really have authentic voices.
Link Link Link to these interesting things. Cluetrain. No
such thing as branding. Cluetrain. Comment. Comment. Comment.
Understanding the new world. AirplaneWindowMoblogging. At 5 or so I arrive at
JFK. I’m in New York through Tuesday. Whoa. So very very dreamy.
The web is growing larger and more important to nearly everybody. I am bulletproof, even if I am wrong, I will blog
endlessly and bore you to death in a Blog comment ‘endless-loop-link-link-link-maze’ so you will forget.
I’m here, somewhere in Long Island.
Blogging from The World of Sheraton.
Internet is the all, always growing. Technobabble. Link Link Link to these interesting things. Comment. Comment.
Comment. Here's some totally pointless pointage to back and
forth between this person and that person on this issue and that issue.
Now I’m at this conference, which
thankfully has working Net access provided by a solid Wi-Fi connection.
Yeah, strange as it may seem, I actually believe half of the BuzzPhrases,
I made up in that old computer program.
I have two regrets about this conference
trip. One is that I only brought one undershirt. The other is that I forgot my
copy of this latest book.
I had lunch with this person,
he’s been one of my favorite conference buddies. This new meme here, that
new meme there. Friends, supporters and speaking fees. I want speaking gigs, 6
figures please, and oh please buy my book! Pretty please! I alone know all about
the New Age of Marketing. Clap your hands.
Every one else has no Clue. Internet Utopia. Linux-weenie Geek Conference Blog
How did I ever live with dial-up?
Suffering it at this hotel is proving how blogging is a grace of bandwidth, at
least for me. Here’s some
pointage to some back and forth between this person and that person on this issue.
This person brings up a really good question.
Discuss. Here’s some
pointage back and forth on this question. This new meme here, that new
meme there. Discuss. Discuss.
Doc: The sky is purpleish brown green with red dots and grayish-yellow stripes.
No the sky is blue.
Doc: Well, the real
issue is, what do we really mean by sky and how do we externally perceive it?
And where does (what we mean by) sky exist? All skies are not “blue”, as on some
planets somewhere, I think maybe, the sky could be purpleish brown green with
red dots and grayish-yellow stripes. The sky is, in fact, multi-colored, it is
just our false perception of what the internal makeup of this thing we call
“blue” is to our imperfect human eyes. This false reality that forms our
observation of what is, is in fact, not reality at all. Far out. Stop being so
close minded and dogmatic. Link. Link. Link. Chill out. Link. Link. Link. Link.
Peace. Link. Link. Link. Link. Link. Discuss.
I am not really a journalist, I just play one on a
Blog. This meme here, that meme there. Swarm Journalism!! Blogs are everything. Hey, I am writing a
book on this, please help me. Blogs are everything yes. Blogs are everything yes yes.
Repeat, Rinse, Repeat, Rinse and Dry. Journalism needs to get a clue, yo wake
up, you old-fashioned Newspapermen, this is the future. I am leading the charge,
I get it, how come you don't? Buncha morons!! It’s cloudy and chilly in
Helsinki, where I’ll be participating in a social software/blog workshop. It’s
foggy and chilly in London, where I’ll be participating in a social
software/blog workshop. I am in Europe phone calls are expensive, Net access is
iffy. And there’s no ketchup to be found for miles!! And I am not really a
political reporter or Blogger, but I hate those Republicans and all their
drumbeat Warmongering Buddies! Oh they are EVIL! They all just play golf,
inherit money and wage wars for Oil! SUVs are EVIL. Silicon Valley Leftist
short-comment rant here, Silicon Valley Leftist short-comment rant there. Bill Moyers is God! Technorati is God. This meme here. Sheesh, hotel Internet
problems! Anyone know any cool Wi-Fi hotspots? Any Bloggers out there wanta go
for a coffee? Visit to this Internet start-up company, visit to that Internet
start-up company. They are the greatest, they do good work. News story comment
quip. UPDATE: Several readers say they read this story different. After a closer
reading, I tend to agree. I tend to write before I think. This meme here, that meme there.
This meme here, that meme there. This meme here, that meme there. This meme
here, that meme there. Thanks to the Blogosphere I never have to do real
reporting. I take what Bloggers say at face value. Microsoft is Evil no wwwaaaiiiit I mean Good, no Evil, no now they are Good, but Evil,
but still Good, Evigood
Gooevil EvGoilod. Google is God. This meme here, that meme there. This meme here, that meme there.
Repeat. Endless loop.
Smart Mobs. Smart Mobs. Could you Mobs who are
Smart, buy my Smart Mobs book, please? Smart Mob thyself to the bookstore. Whole Earth, Whole Earth, The Well,
remember me? I was the original Internet hippie. I was everything. Power to the
People, yeah yeah. Hum that around the drum circle. The Virtual Community,
Virtual Reality, Tools for Thought. Mondo 2000, Wired ’94, all the glory
utopiaistic future. Social Revolution, yeah man, yeah yeah. Brainstorms
Community, MUDs as Constructionist Learning Environments, far out man. Are we
awake to the world we’re building, or are we, as an old Sufi saying goes, merely
asleep in life's waiting room? Excursions to
the Far Side of the Mind: A Book of Memes, Exploring the World of Lucid
Dreaming. New Age Cybertechnophile’isms. Whoa, far out. Rheingold
Associates, sustainable social networks, teamwork spaces, Online Social
Networking, hire me, pretty pretty please. Yah yah yah. Man. Brave new world. I was
present at birth. Smart Mobbing. Woulda like to see my painted shoes? Social
Revolution, yeah man yeah. Smart Mobs, and don’t forget to Smart Mob
thyself to the bookstore. Whole Earth, Whole Earth.
Blog about Blogging. More Blogging about Blogging,
yet more Blogging about Blogging, still more Blogging about Blogging, would you
believe more, Blogging about Blogging. Blogging about Wiki. Wiki’ing about Wiki.
A new meme: OPM (Other Peoples Money). It’s amazing where you can go, and what
you can do using OPM. Social software. Look at me, I am doing Lunch with these
VIPs. Lunch. Lunch. I am Japans best citizen. Making the World Safe for Emerging
New Democracy, that's all me. Hussling Energy. I was here, before any of you. I am the Silicon
Valley of Japan. I “survived” the Bubble, but I won’t tell you how. I am
everything to the world, and I have money. I am a Venture Capitalist, I will
talk up this tech, get everyone jazzed, but I am looking to get in on it or I
already have, but everything I do is so open and transparent, you can trust me,
repeat, you can trust me,
I am just having a conversation. Emergent Democracy American Bandstand Dance
Party. Lunch, Lunch, Link Link to friends and people
that like and reward me. Blogging about Blogging. Lunch, Lunch, Party, Party,
Conference, Government panel, Lunch, Party, Party, Jet Set Travel. Government
panel. Overthrow the Japanese Government! Cultural and Political Revolution!
Check out my non-profit. I give back to the little people. Tell me I am great. The Internet will
save us all. Speech here,
speech there. Moblogging. Moblogging about Blogging. Moblogging about
Moblogging. Moblogging about Wiki'ing. Blogging about me. Doncha wish you were me? Tough. Blogging about my greatness.
Japan needs a Revolution. Wiki. Wiki. Blog. Blog. Emergent Democracy Lunch.
Times are tough, revenues are down, but I don't let that stop my enthusiasm or
the hype machine. Emergent Democracy Blogger Hula Hoop Party. Join the conversation.
Lunch. Lunch. I am Japans best citizen. Blog about Blogging. More Blogging about
Blogging. Emergent Democracy ‘Toys-R-Us’ Superstore Grand-Opening Party.
Long rambling essays about my penis. Casuistic sickening
introspection. Internet is everything. I was here at the start. But because I am
a tad narcissistically satirical, you can see that I don't take it all so very
seriously, but yet oddly I do. Buy my book. Rolling Stone 70s era drugified rock-and-roll
journalism revivals. I only wish I was Lester Bangs. Pointless wandering
meanderings about nothing, but aren't I a good writer? You think Hunter S.
Thompson likes me?
Release. Spew. Discovering the obvious and promoting the
impossible. New Age Tech Cult of the Month. Whoa this Blogger meme here. How did I miss this? Thanks to the O’Reilly
Emerging Tech Conference, for turning me onto this. Whoa. You mean I have to
communicate clearly? Oh this is new. This is so very very new. I can’t really
talk about anything, all under wraps. But trust me, whatever I do, and wherever
I go, whomever I talk with, it all is so very very very important. Santa Fe Institute,
yeah, join my New Age Science Cult. I have been orbiting Pluto for quite
sometime now. I don’t think I was born on this planet. But I know everyone in this industry I am powerful, so doncha DARE
cross me, or you will pay dearly. I know people. Double-agent and back-stabbing extortion as a
profession. Highest bidder wins out. Hi. Pre-Release 4.0. Pay me money. NOW!
I am everything. I created newsletters. I made them
work. Want some of my spammy newsletters? Former TechTV star. I am cool. The
size of my ego wouldn’t even fit in Texas. Doncha
wish you lived my life? In the Age of Spam, my answer to everything is email
newsletters, yes, links to shareware, freeware, thisware, that ware, along with
smart comments quips from Super Geek, why I mean me, of course. It is all about
branding and my chaotic hyperkinetic personality. Join my Brain Trust and I can tell you how *I* did it,
yes, yoooou tooo, can cassssshhhh in on all the Internet Riches out there just waitttting to be found,
for onnnnnlllllllyyyyy $97 a month. But waiiiiit thereeeereee’s moooree,
we'll throw in a cool piece of Pocket PC software that I got from my Microsoft
buddies. They like me. I like me. I use a Palm now however. But I am Super Geek. And there was no Bubble. No no no.
lie! This shareware product here is cool, that shareware there is too, this
freeware thing here rocks me. Hey, I want
freebies. I won’t review or promo your product unless you give it to me. I am a
Marketing Tidal Wave. Doncha know that? You just don’t get it, do yah?
TechTV sucks now, it should be called LeoTV. I hate TechTV, don’t pay attention
to them now that *I* am not there. Well, they were crap even when I was there,
but that's beside the point. I am here now, Your Super Geek at work. Come to my
Link. Link to this this cool computer magazine I am in, you can subscribe too,
pretty please. Link to Gretchen. Amusing private story about Gretchen. I am the real
Geek. Supreme Geek of All. Come to my conference. Its everything. All the other
Bloggers know this. I am El Geeko Numbero Uno, there is no other. Wanta know my
tricks? You too can be a geek like me, just open your wallet, and send all to me.
Multi-Level-Geek-Marketing, its a whole new world! I am a Geek, repeat I am a Geek. But Linux sucks. Geek. Geek. My face as branding, only I know
how to market, I am the new Marketing Force, check out these sexy hot chic
pictures, my wife cuts cabbage to
relieve stress, we got a video of it. Want to pay me lots of money for creative
weird advertising things I dream up after too much computer monitor radiation?
Advertise on my coffee mug. Advertise on my t-shirt. Advertise on my laptop, send your company logo
stickers. Want to pay me some money for my photobloglog? You never know who I
will run into. Multi-Level-Geek-Social-Software-Spammy-Newsletter Marketing, its
a whole new world! Link to Gretchen. Amusing private story about Gretchen. I am
the future of Marketing, everyone else just doesn’t get it. Only I do.
Ben and Mena
We are cute. We are cute. We are cute. We are cute.
We are cute. We are cute. We are cute. We are cute. We are cute. We are cute. We
are cute. We are cute. We are cute. We are cute. We are cute. We are cute. We
are cute. We are cute. We like blogs. We are cute. We are cute. We are cute. We
are cute. We are cute. We are cute. We are cute. We are cute. We are cute. We
are cute. We are cute. We are cute. We are cute. We are cute. We are cute. We
are cute. We are cute. We are cute. We are cute. We are cute. We are cute. We
are cute. We are cute. Blogs rule. Moveable Type rules. We are cute. We are
cute. We got money from Joi, yippie. We are cute. We are cute. Blogs rule.
Moveable Type rules. We are cute. We are cute. Blogs rule. Moveable Type rules.
We are cute. No one else is cuter. We are cute. We are cute. We are cute.
Celeblogging. I used to be a MTV VJ, you know, big hair, that
whole thing? Yeah, I was cool. MTV sucks now though. I am cool. I am Beautiful
People. But I am now European cool again.
Follow my life. Oh I love Macs. Wonder if my stock is up? Our Italian wedding
made all 4 major gossip mags! Link Link Link to interesting things, mini-comments,
snippy mini-comments. Link Link to interesting things, big comment, small comment. My wife
is a sexpot. I am so lucky. Link Link to interesting things, comment, comment. I
used to be a MTV VJ. Good morning from Belgium. Good morning from Italy. Good
morning from France. Good morning from Germany. Good morning from London.
Europeans rule, Americans suck. I hate Americans and your doofus President.
Europeans rule, Americans suck. Link Link Link to interesting things.
Follow my life. I am cool, but sophisticated, yeah, not like you Americans who
eat at McDonalds and ruin the world, no no. Link Link to semi-interesting things,
comment quip, comment quip. Link to celebrity news, comment quip. Link to bad
MTV news, comment quip. I wish they’d go bankrupt! MTV sucks, so do you
Americans! I try and forget that I am American. Check out this big name
celebrity party I was at, comment quip. Good morning from Holland. I am
Beautiful People. I am Beautiful People. Yeah, I was cool. MTV sucks now though. I am cool.
Good Morning from Belgium. Partly sunny with showers.
Freak out. I have more blogging friends than non-blogging
friends. I communicate better in writing then verbally. Live from California.
Whoa. See like, this, like, was, like, fer sure, like, totally, like, cool,
like, like, yeah. Ok, I hafta have a serious moment now. Real serious. Oh ok,
like that's over. See like, this, like, was, like, fer sure, like, totally,
like, cool, like, like, yeah. Krad! Totally. I am sexy. I want someone to sing
“your body is a wonderland” someday to me. I rock. To GnuKnow me is to GnuKnow
that you GnuKnow me, GnuKnow what I am saying? Like, totally! No Gnunews is good
Gnunews. Goodbye suck toes man. Groovy angels, rock my world. Miss Gnomedex. I
think everyone has a superpower, mine is the ability to put lipstick on without
looking in a mirror. See like, this, thing was like, was, like, fer sure, like,
totally, like, cool. I rock. I am sexy. I love presents!! Send me some.
Totally! Seriously I don’t like golf so I stay as far away from it as possible, also
spinach can’t stand the stuff!
Darwinism'ims. Leftist shrill rant. Small pieces,
loosely joined. Loosely joined small pieces. Leftist shrill rant. Link Link, Blog friend
link. Leftist shrill rant. Leftist shrill rant.
Leftist shrill rant. Touchy-feely Leftist shrill rant. Bleeding-heart Leftist
shrill rant. Capitalism is evil. Commons is good. Neo-Communism rules. Leftist
shrill rant. Good and Evil do not exist, but Andrew
Orlowski is the Devil. Link Link.
Interesting things. One paragraph sum up of this link here. Link Link, Blog
friend link. Leftist shrill rant. Blogs as
Education. Blogs. Blogs. New meme here, rant there. The Internet is a whole
water-skiing pyramid of giants. Utopia.
Blog friend link. Blog friend link.
Leftist shrill rant. Touchy-feely Leftist shrill rant. Bleeding-heart Leftist
shrill rant. New meme here, rant there. Link Link, Blog friend
link. Leftist shrill rant.
Social software. Social software. Incredibly
powerful collaborative project management software. Social software. Groove me
baby. Incredibly powerful collaborative project management, project management,
chaotic collaborative project management. Thoughts about Blogging in companies.
Blogging Guidelines. Blogging as collaborative project management. Ubiquitous
computing, Networking, Web and RAD technologies. COM and C++, .NET and
Scripting. Social software, yeah man. Force chaos into the system. Groove on.
Collaborative Project Management. Lotus. Far out. Eastern Psychobabble
Mysticisms. Ubiquitous computing. My thoughts on remaking the whole internet in
my image. Thoughts about Blogging in companies. Chaos! Blogging Guidelines. Grooooovvvvve. Repeat 100x.
New York. New York. Big Apple Blogger Bash. But the thing I kept coming back to was the barley. I mean, wheat is the big man on the grain campus. You can’t ignore wheat. Links. Weird Links. Cool Links. Links about Links. Links. More Links. Index of Links. Link Indexes of Link Indexes Indexed. Ben and Mena inside gossip. Moveable Type. Radio sucks! Dave Winer is a smushed toad. Winer is a Whiner. I work in Marketing. Moveable Type! Journalists are the Devil, they only ever rewrite Press Releases. Just who do they think they are anyways? Bah Humbug! Bloggers are the future. Weird Links. Cool Links. Links about Links. Links. More Links. Andrew Orlowski is exactly what is wrong with the world. Avoid trolls, or anyone who disagrees with me, same thing. Pretentious New York City life random observations. The other day, I had beef mushroom barley soup. But that was unusual, not just because it included mushrooms, but because Carson Daly was sitting about 10 feet away at the time. But I digress. Links about Links. Links. More Links. New York stories. Links about Links. Links. More Links. Moveable Type! Ben and Mena! Yeah! Blogs are the future. Big Journalism has met its final deathmatch. Bloggers are the future. Bloggers of the World, Unite! New York stories. Links about Links.
I am not really a Blogger. Just spreading the humor
to the Blogosphere. I am a super popular newspaper columnist. I am hip enough to
understand the web. Me make funny joke. You laugh. I love Miami. South Florida is like heaven. Come
back to the early days of the web, when everything was all a funny weird link.
Its the Worst of the Web, with Dave as your host. See me try and make funny. Me
make funny. See
my snippy, oh so funny, comments about all these weird links. Yes, the weird is
out there. Funny funny. Please laugh. Read my column. Buy my numerous pointless
but funny (least I think so) books. The Publishers are kinda getting mad. Laugh
Laugh. Please? Question of the day: Will they run up the Pyramids in slow-motion
wearing really tight Bathing Suits? Laugh. “If
you leave this blog, I will kill this defenseless toilet.” Me make funny.
Dave Barry for President.
Me make funny joke. You laugh. Me make funny joke. I know the humor is so very
very dated and stale. But laugh. Laugh. Please?
I am nice, reasonable, normal smart type, not
always given to the usual Blog Groupthink. I am not like all those other
Bloggers. So why I am a
Blogger? I am just gaming this meme. Link to friends. Link to more friends. Link
to other friends. Link to these friends. Link to more friends. Link to my boss,
he’s way way cool. Hey, didyah know, I used to work for Radio Userland. And I
used to plan Tech Conferences, I know every Geek in the world! They all like me. Link to other friends. Link to Microsoft developers. NEC Tablet
PC rocks. See this picture of Bill Gates holding one, here’s another picture.
But I have a Toshiba Tablet PC at Microsoft, as the NEC Tablet PC is not on
Microsoft’s approved list. Link to .NET developers. Link to friends. Link to other friends. I
like Apple too. Link to other friends. Microsoft stories. Working at Microsoft
is so very super cool. I love this place. Woz is my friend. Don Box is my friend.
Chris Sells is my friend. Chris Pirillo is my friend. I am Dave Winer’s only
friend. Name drop here, name drop there. Link to this Developer here, link to
that Developer there. Blogs are like everything. So what if I don’t have that
many readers? I want quality. Its all about quality. People who don’t read me,
obviously aren’t quality material. Blogs are power. Link to friends. I am
friends of all. And now look who I am having lunch with.
I know lots of people, used to be Silicon Valley Geek Schmooze King, now I am
playing the same game in Seattle. Name drop here, name drop there. Blogger Movie Night. Blogger Food Court Night.
Blogger Shopping Spree. Blogger Wal-Mart Blueberry Slurpee run. Link to friends. Link to other
friends. Career advice. Link to friends. Link to other friends. I love working
at Microsoft. Come to the Professional Developers Conference. Link to friends.
Link to other friends. If you are an important person, wanta do lunch? Link to
friends. Name drop here, name drop there.
Political Media Blogger Soup. Daily Political Soap Dish.
Blogger Power! Journalism is outdated. Pledge Week. Give
me money. Money, I know I asked before, but I need more. Donate money. Donate money. Link to a NYT piece. Oh gosh they got it all wrong. Link to
Wash Post piece. Oh they missed the whole point. Link to a NYT piece. Oh gosh
they got it all wrong again. Link to another NYT piece. Oh heck, fire them all.
Link to a BBC piece. Oh gosh they got it all wrong. Nitpick here, nitpick there.
Link to a NPR piece. They are all wrong! Should be called National Public
Communist Radio. The root of all evil is the New York Times, except, of course,
when I write for them. Blogs as takedown POWER! This New Republic piece is total junk. Rick Santorum = Satan. The
Guardian is total evil. Oh pleassseee donate. Pledge Week II. Donate. If you
read this page regularly please help us keep it going by chipping in. Support
your Sullivan. Money money. I need to pay my bills. I am your watchdog. And hey,
even Liberals hate Hillary and Bill. Insane
Hillary quote. Insane Clinton Administrational figure quote. One thing everyone
(Left or Right) can agree on: We ALL are SICK of Hillary. Oh donate! If we
keep up this pace this week, we’ll truly establish this site financially.
Link to a NYT piece. Oh gosh they got it all wrong. Link to a BBC piece. Oh gosh
they got it all wrong. Link to a Wash Times piece. Oh gosh they got it all
wrong. Oh look at this here, another embarrassment for
the New York Times. Pledge Week. Donate. SOS! Support Our Sullivan. Money money.
My take on this now completely debunked hysteria. My take on this now completely
debunked news story. My take on this now completely debunked New York Times
story. My take on this now completely debunked Washington Post story. Pledge Week
XXVII. Pledge Week MMMMCMXCIX. Our goal this week
is to reach a total of 350,000 members altogether - a base that can assure the
site’s survival and my actually getting a salary. Link to a NYT piece. Oh
gosh they got it all wrong. My take on this observation.
I’m amazed that more people haven’t been asking this question. It seems to me
that it’s extremely important. Link to a BBC piece. Oh gosh they got it
all wrong. Donate, essentially, we’re trying to create a
model that’s subscription-based but still free to access. Link to a LA
Times piece. Oh gosh they got it all wrong. My take on
this now completely debunked Washington Post story. My take on this now
completely debunked Nation story. Oh look at this here,
yet another embarrassment for the New York Times. Donate money. Donate money.
Donate money. Donate money. My take on this now completely debunked New York
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What??? What? You mean the war is over? Say it
ain’t so, Joe! Oh no!!! But
still important questions remain! Yes. Yes! Pay attention now. Post-War Iraq, the War
on Terror, that still goes on! How dare you go about your normal life! Do you
NOT understand? Sheeesh, what is it with you people anyways? If you’ve spent the
weekend, you know, “having a life,” and missed things, you may want to scroll
down to these 150 or so posts. Important! Post-War Iraq, people are still
getting killed. Very Important! Let’s discuss things. Yes, important issues.
Discuss, discuss. Comment quip on Iraq news. Comment quip on the latest Pentagon
news. Comment quip on Iranian news. Comment quip on Syrian news. Comment quip on
Terrorism news. War on Terror still being fought. How can you even dare to think
of mundane everyday life stuff? Blogs are power: the role of the Internet in
dissolving the Raines regime. Send me links. Links to stories. War Stories the
Major Media Missed. War Stories the Major Media are Missing. Post-War Stories
the Major Media Missed. Post-War Stories the Major Media are Missing. All sorts
of interesting information on French doings, and a very cool Flash banner on War
stories. Paris Correspondent Reports. And I’ve published quite a few
constructive recommendations for The New York Times. Christopher Hitchens points
out something *I* noted here a while back. Comment quip on new Post-War Iraq
news. Comment quip on new Iranian news. Reader emails. Political terminology
hairsplitting. Excerpt of this news story. Excerpt of that news story. Swarmy
sarcastic comment quip on this news story. Swarmy sarcastic comment quip on that
news story. Comment quip on Iraq news. Comment quip on the latest Pentagon news.
News story: they are absolutely right on this, and it seems clear that
priorities are still askew. But if pop-ups have been keeping you away, be
advised that his site is now popup free! Why the Russians would want a
not-terribly-friendly-or-stable nuclear-armed power on their southern border has
never made sense to me. Comment quip on Major-Media missed Iranian news. Comment
quip on Syrian news. Comment quip on Terrorism news. The former, of course,
supports an Administration claim; the latter contradicts one. Former true?
Latter true? Is either reliable? Who knows. Sorry for the lack of intensive
Blogging this morning. It’s been busy around the InstaPundit household, 5 months
worth of laundry. Comment quip on Terrorism news. War on Terror still being
fought. Andrew Sullivan made lots of money. I didn’t. Its not fair!! Pout pout.
But thanks to those who gave. I’m using the money for a series of sessions with
a trainer who specializes in stretching exercises that remedy the problems
caused by excessive computer use. Comment quip on the latest Pentagon news.
Post-War Iraq, the War on Terror, that still goes on! How dare you go about your
normal life!!! I’m going to talk about the role of the Internet in helping usher
in perfect world peace.
This Blogger permits others to copy, distribute,
display, and perform the work. In return, licensees must give the original
Blogger full credit and total kudos. Translated: Link to me, tell me I am great!
I am cyberlaw!
But Creative Commons is not a law firm and does not
provide legal services, in fact it is a House of Sand that has never stood the
test of Law. I am Cyberlaw Superman! I can’t win in courtrooms, but I will win in the
Blogosphere! Free! Internet needs to be Free! Capitalism is EVIL. Record
Companies are EVIL’ER still. AlwaysOn has an interview with Professor Lessig.
Open Education has an interview with Professor Lessig. NYT has an interview with
Professor Lessig. GQ has an interview with Professor Lessig. The Stanford Report
has a write-up of Professor Lessig’s talk. Slashdot discusses Professor Lessig’s
Q & A forum. Wired has an interview with Professor Lessig. Professor Lessig is
mentioned in an online news article. Everyone loves me, well except for those
evil Judge types. Courts and corporations are attempting to wall off portions of
cyberspace. In so doing, they are destroying the Internet’s potential to foster
democracy. Power to the people. Internet utopian Democracy! And Mickey Mouse is
the Devil! Copyright Law and the Roasted Ham. Publish out-of-print books onto
the Internet. So this is so very cool — the 7th Circuit posts mp3s of its
argument. Reform copyright. Framers had the timeframe right. And Peer to Peer is
the future. Reclaim the Public Domain, yes. All free. Copyrights are evil. Bad.
Bad. Scalia to Marx in one easy step. Free! Everything should be Free! I am a
Lawyer. I argue important cases, but I never seem to win. I lose cases. I am a
washout as a lawyer (thank God for tenure) BUT I have street credits with
the Slashdot crowd. When you see me on a case, its a guaranteed short-sell
signal. Reclaim the Public Domain petition! Sign it please. Spam the world with
my petition!!! A Bounty on Spammers, exceptions for me of course, the Law always
has loopholes. I actually believe people will pay attention to some corny online
petition! Also take pictures at Starbucks! Civil Disobedience Protests! And oh
Microsoft is evil. Bad bad bad. They ruined Netscape. Netscape could have been a
platform. Lucifer works for Microsoft. New Evils: DRM and Palladium! Petition!
Petition! Petition! Yet there are many who are frustrated that this doesn’t go
far enough. Many on Slashdot, for example, demand that we “hold out” for
something much more radical, but small step.
I once was a normal mainstream
conservative, but I am now an Internet Commons Communist. I am cyberlaw! No one
ELSE knows more about CYBERLAW than I do. I am everything. Wired did a profile
on me! I belong to EFF! And look at all these other groups I am a part of. I am
cyberlaw! Take a look at my 2.5 gigs of PowerPoint slides, they show you why I
am right! My Internet
vision is sharper than anyone else’s.
I am not a Scientist, but Scientific American named me a Visionary! Make New
(Free) Code, Not War. Free! Open Source! Money is the root of all Evil. Free! I
have a degree in Economics but I still somehow believe in the Free Lunch Philosophy.
Software copyrights are bad! Abuses mean there should be no laws at all! I am cyberlaw!
I am cyberlaw! I am cyberlaw! REDUCE Spam Act!
Except for my Petition! That is ok SPAM. The ends justifies the means! Doncha
know anything about the Law? Sign my Petition and forward to your closest
8,675,309 friends! Thank You!
TV Guide of the Blog World! I used to be a TV critic. Now I am a BLOG evangelist! War Blog! War Blog! War Blog! War Blog! News Story Fact-Check Blogging. News Story Fact Check Blog Comment. News Story Comment. News Story Fact-Check Blogging. Buzz buzz buzz. Power to the people. I report on Entertainment...but Pop Culture is evil. I am a Media Critic, but doncha DARE criticize Blogs! News Story Comment. News Story Comment. The people are POWER. Blogs are that power! IM and blogs are killing all the old ways. Blog tech report. Blogs in the news. Ways Blogs will change society. Blogs as household babysitters. Blogs as Education. Buzz buzz buzz. Creative uses of a Blog. News Story Comment. News Story Comment. 101 Uses for a Blog. Creative Ways this Business is using a Blog. Important people who are now using Blogs. People who finally understand the importance of Blogs. People who hated Blogs that have seen the light. Blogs as Journalism. Check out this blog about how big weblogging is. Blogs as Blogs, as power. News story comment quip. Buzz buzz buzz. War story comment quip. NYT story comment quip. Republicans-Are-Evil story comment quip. But Janeane Garofalo is a nuthead comment quip. Weblogs are a clickstream of consciousness. That is both their charm and their value. Buzz buzz. An important factor in the appeal and success of weblogs is that they are badly written. Buzz buzz buzz. New Meme. There’s a trend to watch here. Not sure whether it’s good or bad yet, but it’s rolling. Buzz buzz buzz. Jayson Blair did far more than bring down the House of Howell. He had an impact on the news business that we cannot even begin to measure. News story comment quip. Buzz buzz buzz. War story comment quip. NYT story comment quip. The Sunday Times of London gives credit to bloggers for spearing Raines. But that’s wrong; the competitor in the news business isn’t other news, it’s other, more fun things to watch and do. This doesn’t apply to Blogs however. Blogging goes light (as opposed to lite) for a few hours; I’m soon to get on the train to this city for the blog confab. Damn, I do love my comments. But there are a few people who drive me batty (and I won’t name them). Creative uses of a Blog. 101 Uses for a Blog. Creative Ways this Business is using a Blog. Important people who are now using Blogs. But now let’s get back to arguing over Andrew Sullivan and his monotonous harping. Now, of course, neither of these inside-baseball brawls will matter one whit to anybody with a life -- and it won’t serve the blogosphere’s interests to dwell on them -- but they will be fun to watch. But seriously, here’s some important people who are now using Blogs and some more people who finally understand the importance of Blogs. People who hated Blogs that have now been Saved. Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Some info about Blogs as Journalism. Buzz buzz buzz. News story comment quip. War story comment quip. NYT story comment quip. Republicans-Are-Evil-But-So-Are-The-Democrats story comment quip. Link to this, link to that. News Story Comment. Smarty News Story Comment. News Story Comment. News Story Comment. Sarcastic News Story Commenting. Buzzwords. Buzz.
P2P Part 2 (P2P P2). Permanent, NearFarWideCloseNet, ObjectsinMirrorAreCloserThanTheyAppearNet, Position paper here, position paper there. Buzzphrase here, Buzzphrase there. “Systems where supposed innovation vests to lose out interest of.” Not really a blogger, I am a positional papergger. Social software! A live conversation in the room, and an overlapping real-time text conversation. P2P 1337ness. Peer to Peer as Salvation. Oh but that was so, like, last year. New Memes to take its place. Take all Memes in one-big casserole soup bowl. Mix, add some spice, stir and serve. I plan Emerging Tech conferences, but you better think like me. My orthodoxy is the only way. LazyWeb. WebLazy. LazyWeb. The Fellowship of the 802.11b. I want speaking gigs! I can chat endlessly about nothing! I am a charmer! Speaking gigs! Money, money! Position papers as a ticket to fame, ego-gratification and fortune. I create nothing, I only yabber on endlessly. I am an Internet Philosopher. The FCC’s vote on media concentration, diversity plus freedom of choice creates inequality. Wi-Fi and VoIP mean that the telecos significant competitors are its customers. DNA as Database. Moldy cheese as spreadsheet. Wi-Fi will save the world! Wi-Fi. Evil companies destroy power of the people! The skills required to do online media well can actually damage online community. Weblogs are so efficient that they destroy the financial value of publishing. P2P Jedi Council! Software designed for groups encodes political bargains. I wait till the Blogosphere and the Internet Community has said its piece and then I swoop in and summarize, adding all sorts of new twists. Twisting in the wind. Discuss. Discuss. Feedback loop. Discuss my stuff. Feedback. Adds value! Position paper here, position paper there. Position paper here, position paper there. Peer to Peer = Freedom. Since discovering the Internet in 1993, I am a Producer of Position Papers, a Professor of Memes, a Designer of Thoughts, an Author of Ideas, a Consumer of Pop Tarts, a Watcher of Television Media, an Observer of Things that Happen. My position paper on the approach to representation in 3D space and the super spacey-looking blue-ray gun in shoot-’em-up games. When it rains, why is it easy to buy an umbrella, but next to impossible to hail a cab? And why is it easy to buy an iPod, but next to impossible to cook a microwaveable pizza to perfection? Position paper here, position paper there. Speaking gigs! Money, money! Speaking gigs! Money, money! The Telco’s are totally clueless! They don’t know anything, well except that Microsoft’s SmartPhone is total crap, they know that at least. Position paper. Discuss. Feedback loop. Discuss my stuff. Feedback. Interoperability, interoperability. In Praise of Freeloaders! Dot-communism and Net leeches Unite! In things digital it is replicated; not consumed. But freeloading doesn’t work elsewhere, so stay outta my fridge! The rest of that Subway sandwich is mine! And hey that’s MY soda, go getcha own! Ok, who used all the shampoo? But freeloading works, in digital space at least. Speaking gigs! Money, money! Peer to peer computing, web services, wireless internet, weblogging and emergent intelligence, whooo!
“I mean, books are printed on substrate that is so fragile that it burns when it comes into contact with oxygen. We actually use that substrate to wipe our asses with. This is not robust, archival material. This is the very definition of ephemeral, that literature is a book written on toilet paper.” - Cory Doctorow
y0 toTaL 0wnz0red. y0 LiKeZ kRaD!!1!!1! DRM is
EVIL! Magic Sci-Fi Future Net-Inspired Utopia Whuffie Waffle dust. Post-death,
post-work, net-in-your-head future. BounceBounce.
SmoingeSmoinge. eBook freebies as marketing gimmick, yes get my freeeeeee book.
This person is doing a killer-job live-blogging about
this blogging conference of bloggers.
News-Links-of-the-Day-with-Pithy-Comments-from-the-Doctorow. News Links. Sci-Fi
Industry News Links. Sci-Fi Industry Contest Links. More Sci-Fi Industry
News/Contests Links. Sci-Fi Writing Contests! Contests! Contests! News links.
News Links. More News Links. Misc. News Links. Still more News Links. Yet even
more News Links. CNN - Cory News Network with Comments extra. Check out the
guest blogger! We bagged Dvorak! Blogs have power! Guess old John C. knows old
media is DOOMED. “Amazzzing Graccce, I onccce wasss blllinnnnddd butttt noooowww
I seeeeeeeeee...” Whooooo! My first novel is out! I love me. I write weirdly
chaotic ‘makes-no-sense’ Sci-Fi stories about a not-to-distant future, or maybe
the future is now. But since it is all Sci-Fi I get away with all this random
un-defragged sheer-chaos. Look at me! I write Sci-Fi. I won all these awards! I
won the John W. Campbell Award! Yeah yeah yeahhhh! I am special! I like Disney!
Jeff Bezos likes my book! Look at my history of Short Sci-Fi stories. Gosh, I am
one heck of an accomplished writer. And yes, sometimes it is hard to distinguish
between my fiction and and my non-fiction. But look at me! I write Sci-Fi. I won
all these awards! Stuff the Hugo Online Awards ballots. Creative Commons
licensing system, I am so great. I give back to the people. Look at me! I write
Sci-Fi. Support me in other ways. Love me! Invite me to conferences! Let me be a
speaker! I am also a bigtime Blogger! I embrace everything the Groupthink says.
Whatever meme is the meme of the moment I am for it. Bad memes? Despite the fact
that I think that these memes are foolish, they persist. Bad meme, Bad bad. Swat
the Bad Memes with a Rolled-Up Newspaper. I love Emerging Tech. Want to quote me
in a newspaper story or Radio/TV show? Huh? Huh? Please! Pleeeaaaase! Pretty
Please? I want publicity! Novel, novel. The novel is not really digestible, per
se, to someone not on a Lucid Dreaming plane. I also write things about Emerging
Tech. Return of the Mind-Warp Cyberpunk Utopia Future Novel. Buy my next books,
please! Remember me! Movable Type rules! I love Ben and Mena! P2P as distro
method! My first novel, promotion! Whuffie Lucky Charms Cereal, with the
Blue-Marshmallow Diamonds. Respect, Karma, Mad-Props! Whuffie Whuffie!
“The guy who’d figured out the pineapple-orange fruit roll-up edible routing tags had Whuffie to spare: Adrian’s mom knew someone, who also knew someone, who knew this guy, who knew the friend, who knew this neighbor down the street, who had a sister, who knew this guy that worked at the donut shop, who had a blogger friend that told her, and she said that he had an entire sub-aquatic palace, with an exotic tropical-fish aquarium and a room full of robotic Furbies, to rattle around in. A clamor of swallowing and burping noises filled his ears, as the crowd subvocalized...”