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Microsoft's Answer to Ellen Feiss.

A few days ago, Microsoft posted this happy tale of a Mac user who switched to Windows XP. I share MacInTouch's suspicion that the article is apocryphal. Most obviously, despite the fact that the article is written in the first person, there is no byline. But the details don't ring true either. It's quite bizarre...

M$ gets caught with a poor imitation of something from Apple. Again. ahem.

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Some poor schmoe lost his Nokia cell phone at work. I know this because he had posted a sign to that effect on the door of the room he believes he had left it in, and asked for the return of the phone. That room has various shaped porcelain fixtures, with plumbing attached to them, btw.

Some wag (It wasn't me. Honest, officer.) had scribbled the following at the bottom of the note:

Rough crowd in these parts. Mean, too.

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