Tell me how you drive and I'll tell you what kind of an idiot you are. Requires Flash
The only thing missing from the movie is the New England No See'em Game. That's where drivers when approaching a merge, a yield, or intersection scan the other drivers faces for acknowledgment (minimum, eye contact to maximum, head nod and hand gestures). If no acknowledgement is given the other driver is declared a goofy, space-shot asshole and is given the right-of way. The fun starts when multiple New England Goofy Space-Shot Asshole drivers converge in one spot. One excellent location for seeing what I'm writing about is the Nahant rotary at Lynn Shore Drive. It's right on the ocean and there are plenty of open space viewing areas with nearby restaurants. You could spend the whole day if you wanted. But the best time for finding multiple New England Goofy Space-Shot Asshole drivers is morning and afternoon commuter drive time.
Don't get me started on the suicidal New England pedestrians who saunter across four lanes of traffic. Or the drivers who direct traffic from behind the wheel. Boston must be where the term "Drive Defensively" originated.
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