Pro lacrosse players stabbed during fight in downtown S.J.: "Two San Jose Stealth professional lacrosse players were stabbed after a fight erupted as they walked from a downtown bar early Sunday morning." 
 
 (Via News: Local News -- MercuryNews.com.) 
 
 Another headline for the "safest big city" in the country. Something tells me that I don't want to be downtown after the bars close. I just hope that the players kicked the shit out of the thugs that jumped them. 
  
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