Man Knows Just what he'd say if he met Christina Ricci
This is not an Onion article, it's a fake. But an amusing fake. The author nails the style.
Says the subject in an email:
"Actually it was a friend from work who did it and it's his site. I feel flattered that he thought of me - maybe I can now use my web celebrity status to actually meet Christina Ricci."
Scott, I can't help with Ms. Ricci, but I'll buy you a beer next time I'm in Pittsburgh. Knowing us however, it will likely be several beers, shots, and associated debauchery.
8:33:42 PM
