[The Shifted Librarian] This just in: Jack Valenti Invents Internet3!

"Then there is the mysterious magic of being able, with a simple click of a mouse, to send a full-length movie hurtling with the speed of light (186,000 miles per second) to any part of this wracked and weary old planet."

Consumers respond: we don't want your movies, even at the speed of light. Which, we're not sure how we would really watch at that speed anyway.

Maybe this is a new form of copyright protection since there are no technologies available to record movies transmitted at that speed....

Jeeze. I feel an editorial coming on...

2:40:29 AM