ENRON Chairman Quits To Join Nigerian Firm
Asks For Your Confidential Assistances, Bank Accounts Numbers
Lagos, Nigeria -- Saying he had found a venue more worthy of his talents, Kenneth Lay resigned today as chairman of Enron to join a Nigerian government ministry which needs your confidential assistance in the transferring of offshore funds into a new company of Nigeria that will provide incredible profit on paper by the trading of energy.
The new company will be called the Energy National Resource Organization of Nigeria (E.N.R.O.N.) [SatireWire.com]
...this one is sure to work!....damn funny...mj
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