 Alien Abductions Happen!!
We have real confirmation that Fox Mulder was right..."The Truth Is (like way) Out There"...or at least it is on Fox News...
To the right you have images of three women claiming to be Greta Van Susteren. The CDC has been called in and she has been shipped off to Area 53, the low budget version of someplace important. So far no genetic test results have been released.
Crop circles, and strange lights in the sky near her house, have fueled rumors of alien abduction. Van Susteren stated today that she is as "All American as Michael Jackson." When reporters would not stop asking questions she nailed one with a water balloon.
...I think the MIB need to look into this story...mj
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