24 September 2003

Back in 1440 of your Earth minutes You'll have to excuse me for a bit. Down in Sevenoaks there is a small dog that needs scratching behind the ears. 3:11:50 PM    comment()

On the weirdo in the perspex box... [plasticbag.org] Mr Bag has some interesting observations on the British psyche and our treatment of the world's slowest escapologist, who is currently in vitro next to Tower Bridge. 10:24:08 AM    comment()

On the Internet, nobody knows that you're a giraffe. Height comments on Gert's site please. Let's get a good sample size to make the final statistics as accurate as possible. Spread the word. 10:14:53 AM    comment()