Sunday, February 17, 2002

SatireWire, via Plastic: "Canada Warship Seizes Tanker in Arabian Sea" — Reuters, Feb. 8, 2002 CANADIAN WARSHIP SEIZES TANKER IN... WAIT... CANADA HAS A WARSHIP? Oh Right, and Switzerland Has Nuclear Weapons Arabian Sea (SatireWire.com) — Canadian television reported Friday that a Canadian warship in the Arabian Sea had seized a tanker suspected of smuggling oil from Iraq, leading many to suspect that the report was a hoax. "You're kidding, right? Canada has a warship?" asked U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. "Like for war? "Does Canada know?" he added. [Deadly Bloody Serious] 2:43:22 AM     Charles M. Schulz. "My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?" [Quotes of the Day] 2:42:40 AM

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