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| Howard's Musings Wherein we learn of Howard's mind Too Many MysteriesSondra and I have decided that the car has too many mysteries. We're going to return it and take the dealership up to fix all of the problems or void the transaction.This is the right thing to do, but it's taken way too much time and energy. New Car Considered ConfusingYou may recall that I bought a car on Saturday. Going from a 20 year old to a 5 year old vehicle makes a big difference, my friends. Big difference.I bought it with one contingency: that I be able to take it into my mechanic and have them do what they like to call a pre-sale inspection. If they came up with more than $500 of work, I could get the dealer to fix it or they could choose to void the transaction. The guys at High Road poked and prodded and identified several "issues", as I fully-expected they would. Yes, it came to more than $500, but that came as no surprise. Some of the issues:
If the ABS needs replacement, this all runs to about $4,600. From my frequent discussions with the High Road guys, I've learned that that's common even for younger cars than mine. If you think about it, it makes sense. If you've started thinking about a new car, do you feel tremendously willing to do gobs of maintenance? Unlikely. I expected at least $2,000 of work. But $4,600? High Road suggested that I could figure out the first problem (potential collision damage) by getting the thing aligned. If it aligns properly, then everything's straight. If they can't get it aligned, then the suspension needs attention. OK. The ABS mystery amounts to the biggest unknown. The dealership does a pressure test, while my guys prefer to clean it up, apply some substance to the surrounding area, then let it drive around for a couple of weeks to figure out if there's a leak and whence it comes. I sure don't want to wait any damned two weeks. Then there's the work that just plain needs doing (clutch cylinders, rebooting, & thermostat). That work, with the alignment and ABS unit pressure test, comes to about $1,000. I want the dealer to cover all of that. They've offered to do the alignment for free and sell me the rest of the work "at cost". Even the service manager offered that he had no idea what "cost" might be. He did offer me a $5.00/hr. discount on labor. How munificent. If the alignment comes back bad, the deal's off. I don't trust the dealership to have standards quite as high as my guys, so I've got it set up that they'll check the alignment after it's been aligned. If the ABS comes back good, that cuts $1,500 off of the repair tab, though again, I don't fully trust that they'll be as sensitive to potential problems as High Road. Liability concerns might trump economic incentives in this case. Sondra's the bad cop in this situation. She wants it all. I'm pretty sure that there's absolutely no chance to get what we want. So I'm tempted to take the car back today, get my check back, and call it good. But from a deviousness standpoint, I'd much rather see the results of the alignment and the ABS test before giving any ultimatums. If the ABS looks good, I can probably justify paying for the stuff I want above -- it certainly nets out less money. If it's bad, they're now in a position where they need to fix $1,500 total at retail, with a $1,200 (retail) part. I don't think they'd be smart to sell a car with a bad ABS system, but they're a car dealership. In any case, I think I'll wait, then give my ultimatum. And then -- maybe -- start looking again. Parents say kid's thong is just plain wrongHe said the company found nothing objectionable about thongs at Abercrombie stores because the underwear isn't made in sizes smaller than medium. The underwear, he said, is targeted for the same market once the niche for Underoos, the children's underwear that debuted in the 1970s and depicted superheroes and other characters.And, taking offense at the idea that some parents suggest Abercrombie is inciting pedophilia, Carney contended the thongs were designed for girls to enjoy, and no one else. He said he could list at least 100 reasons why a young girl would want thong underwear, the need to hide pantie lines being one of them. In Guatemala, a Rhode Island-Size Jade LodeIn the end the scientists made a series of discoveries culminating in bus-size boulders of Olmec blue jade, some astride creeks. "It kept getting better and better," said Virginia B. Sisson, a geologist at Rice University who has recently examined jades in Myanmar as well as Guatemala. The blue jade, she said, "is all over the hillsides." yourish.com: West Wing on Saudi ArabiaLast night's West Wing: C.J. Cregg is asked for her opinion on the Saudi religious police who forced teenaged girls back into a burning school because they weren't dressed correctly to come out in public, causing the loss of 17 lives:Outraged? I'm barely surprised. This is a country where women aren't allowed to drive a car. They're not allowed to be in the company of any man other than a close relative. They're required to adhere to a dress code that would make a Maryknoll nun look like Malibu Barbie. They beheaded 121 people last year for robbery, rape, and drug trafficking. They have no free press, no elected government, no political parties, and the royal family allows the religious police to travel in groups of six, carrying nightsticks, and they freely and publicly beat women. But Brutus is an honorable man.And the reason Allison Janney won the Emmy is evident in her scathing delivery. Whoo. Nearly burned out my television set. Allison Janney once played my wife in a college play. I had the lead, but she -- of course -- stole the show. Costello packed lyrical brilliance with high energyThe punk and new wave icon kicked off his two-hour-plus show with "45," a bittersweet rocker from "When I Was Cruel," his first new album in seven years. It's also his highest-charting album, reaching No. 20 last week on The Billboard 200 album chart. I had a great time at the show. Elvis did nearly all of the songs on the new record, which now seems all the more brilliant. It was a loud show, and essentially unrelenting. I always bring ear protection to concerts; I needed it for this one. His Seattle concert for the All This Useless Beauty record had much more nuance and a broader dynamic range. I like nuance and dynamism in music. But if Elvis wants to rock, why not? Let Elvis be Elvis. Leave entertaining geniuses to wander, then see what comes out. Japan Today: China to establish base on moon in 2010China plans to launch its first mission to the moon in 2010 and to establish a base there, the China Daily said on Monday. Good for them. Maybe that will get us off of our space butts a little bit. As Ralph Cramden would say: "To the mooooon!" And if you doubt that they can do it, remember that it took us almost exactly 8 years from Kennedy stating the goal to the first moon landing. And we had less technology at our disposal and faced the unknown. We've probably got all of the equipment needed fully-designed, so we could probably go back permanently in three or four years. But if we're not interested, why don't we just sell our plans to the Chinese so they can save themselves the time and trouble of doing it themselves? If you happen (as I do) to think that that's a really bad idea, wouldn't you rather we were already there once they showed up? T[H]anks!The gang over at [H]ardOCP have redesigned their site. They asked for feedback. I only too happily requested that they change from their white text on black background to a much more readable black on white.And they did. Thanks! Update. Spoke too soon. I think they were just in mid-redesign when I looked at the site last night. They're back to the white on black. Grrr. I wish that IE would allow me to modify style sheet settings per site, rather than simply globally. Or they could give me a keystroke to switch between my styles and colors and the site's. I'd have that one memorized in a flash! Business Week: Five Questions Bush Must AnswerWhy, if Attorney General John Ashcroft stopped flying on commercial aircraft over the summer, did Justice not issue sterner warnings to airlines and the public about threats to commercial aviation? Jerusalem Post: Peres outlines plan for Palestinian stateForeign Minister Shimon Peres last night released details of a diplomatic plan calling for the almost immediate establishment of a Palestinian state, three days after Labor Party colleagues Binyamin Ben-Eliezer and Haim Ramon each unveiled blueprints for a diplomatic solution to the Palestinian-Israeli conflict. Sounds practical, sounds fair, sounds simultaneously speedy and incremental, let's do it! Oh, but it has one little problem:
...the Palestinians would recognize Israel as a Jewish state. Bzzt! Wrong answer. Won't happen. Read this interview with Arafat and notice how he is happy to talk about Israel, but when Wolf Blitzer presses him and tries to get him to talk about Israel as a Jewish state, he falls all over himself to avoid putting those two words together...
BLITZER: Two states... OK, so they have open media, the right to express themselves and some of them don't consider it, or maybe don't want it to be a Jewish state, so it's not. Or how about this: Israel hasn't ethnically-cleansed the non-Jews from its territory ergo, it's not a Jewish state. Unlike Saudi Arabia, which is clearly a Muslim state by that logic. And what kind of state will Palestine be, I wonder? How should the Palestinian Christians be feeling right now?
See car, buy carTraditionally, I am a fellow who obsesses to the nth degree about major purchases. This one turned out no different. I researched, I read, I surfed, I called about cars in the paper, I weighed what I wanted against what I needed against what we could afford. After three plus weeks of this, I'd reached the end of my dithering.Last week, I found one in the paper and had it checked out at my mechanic. They found $5,000 of stuff wrong with it -- $3,000 of which would have to happen immediately. It was down a quart of oil. I made a low-ball offer last Saturday. I haven't heard back. I hereby rescind the offer. Near the start of my search, I called the dealership where we bought our last car and asked about a car they had advertised on the net. It wasn't what I wanted, but I told friendly Ali exactly what I wanted. He called yesterday evening and described the car to me. I didn't feel a tremendous need to move immediately, but he seemed understandably excited for me to come and take a look at this car. Today. OK. Before our hair cut, Milo and I would take a look.
And so we did. Year, model, body style, trim line, transmission: check, check, check, check, check. Color: check. Price: Ick! I drove it a couple of miles, flipped some switches, glanced under the hood, and told Ali that it was the car I wanted but that I needed to get it for the right price and I needed my mechanic to bless it. I prepared to wait until the end of the month if necessary. And if it sold, then it wasn't meant to be.
Milo and Ella had a great time collecting new car brochures and crawling in and out of showroom models, while we waited for the paperwork. Sondra took it for a quick spin around the block. I would have let Sondra go home, but I wanted to be able to walk away from the deal if they pulled any funny business. Didn't happen. Took a long time, but I drove it home. In theory, I prefer to buy privately, but I've bought two used cars at Honda of Seattle, and had good experiences both times. We'll see how they react if the inspection finds anything dodgy. More later! Hell, start to finish, this took two hours. Not bad. And now, I have a grown-up car. Imagine that. For sale: 1982 Accord 5-speed hatchback, 176K, clean, reliable, lovingly maintained. $1,000. NPR: Free Books in Public PlacesAs Neda Ulaby reports [on] an online trend that has people committing "random acts of kindness" and then tracking the results on the Net. The site BookCrossing.com, for instance, links a loosely organized collection of people who share books. It works like this: someone who wants to share a book registers it on the Web site, prints out a label and puts it in the book. The book is then placed (members call it "released") in some public place, and the winds of fate take over. Theoretically, whoever finds the book will go to the site and record where they found it, and what they thought of it. Then they'll pass it on. So what books would you release? My list:
Ken Layne: Official Terror BlogsAnd I've got a simple solution: all those agencies should create a Terror Blog. A group blog would be an easy way for any office of any agency to post the information and get it to everybody else. The blog would be read each morning in the Oval Office, during Bush's intelligence briefing, as well as at all the agencies and offices that contribute. Put stuff in one place and it's very difficult for information to fall through the cracks. I don't know. The people, they can't be trusted with anything but pre-digested pap. Whopper of the Week: Robert Mueller
"There were no warning signs that I'm aware of that would indicate this type of operation in the country." but
Mueller's agency, which has principal responsibility for preventing acts of terrorism on U.S. soil, knew that al-Qaida was planning a big attack; that there was some evidence Middle Eastern terrorists were infiltrating U.S. flight schools; that Zacarias Moussaoui, then attending flight school in Minnesota, had been arrested on immigration charges and was suspected of being a terrorist; and that President Bush had been warned of an al-Qaida plot to hijack airlines. The fact that Mueller later lied about receiving all these clues is mere icing on the cake. I couldn't find the author of this sage piece of wisdom, but I let it guide much of my worldview: "Never ascribe to conspiracy that which can easily be explained by incompetence." In his defense, Mueller was nominated on July 5th and confirmed as FBI director on August 2nd, 2001.
Thanks Sondra for the link. Osama bin Laden: The Forbidden TruthTom Tomorrow points us to the story of this French book, which attempts to put the 9/11 attacks in context.
The story begins in 1998, with an American petroleum corporation called Unocal. Unocal was heavily invested in a planned pipeline that would run from Turkmenistan, through Afghanistan and Pakistan, and out to a warm water port. From there, natural gas piped down from the Caspian Sea would be made available for sale to American and Asian markets. The deal required approval from the governments of all three nations, including the Taliban. If terms could be met, Unocal and its investors stood to reap enormous profits. OK, this is believable enough. The pipeline stuff is well-documented, Afghanistan is important, and we were paying off the Taliban, ostensibly to cut back on opium production.
Pakistani news agencies reported in the weeks before September 11th that America had threatened war against the Taliban if they did not agree to the pipeline deal. "Accept our carpet of gold," the Bush administration is reported to have said, "or be buried under a carpet of bombs." How poetic.
The implications of all this are profoundly disturbing. If Brisard and Dasique are to be believed, the Bush administration was actively courting the Taliban, protectors of Osama bin Laden, on behalf of Unocal. That courtship gave way to dire threats of war, believable enough that the September 11th attack could well be seen as a pre-emptive strike by bin Laden and the Taliban. And here's the leap. The attacks were a pre-emptive strike? In retaliation for the pressure the administration put on them to do a pipeline deal? Please.
Folks, this is a war of civilizations. Except for the Gulf War, the US has flinched back every time OBL hit us. I think they seriously thought that they'd get away with the WTC and Pentagon attacks without retribution. And hell, with the world press as anti-US as it is, did they really think that we could get away with any significant attack on Afghanistan without a provocation? They took our money to eradicate opium because that corresponded with their own views on drugs. They thought they could get away with anything. Now perhaps what we have here is a failure to communicate. Saddam thought we gave him to OK to traipse into Kuwait. Osama noticed a pattern where every time we hit him, we would run away and lob cruise missles at him -- from a safe distance. Like a toddler, he decided to push the limits a little further. And this time he stepped over the line. And he's probably dead now because of it. Yes, the US government and the Bush administration are unduely influenced by big business and big oil in particular. But that doesn't mean that there's some grand conspiracy going on. At MIT, they can put words in our mouthsIn one demonstration, the researchers taped a woman speaking into a camera, and then reprocessed the footage into a new video that showed her speaking entirely new sentences, and even mouthing words to a song in Japanese, a language she does not speak. The results were enough to fool viewers consistently, the researchers report. I guess this means that the bin Laden tapes and the videos of the 9/11 celebrations in the Palestinian territories were faked. This is coolCool Chips will enable many new and improved consumer products. They will enable laptops to run cooler, for example, and make possible in-car soda and grocery coolers. Apparently Boeing has tested and is interested in this technology. And guess what, the technology works in reverse as well: rather than applying electricity and creating cold and hot surfaces, they can take heat and use it to generate electricity. I could learn to like this. This begs the question: can they do it cheaply?
You Go, Ken!I don't need to be a Jew to be outraged and repulsed by this kind of primitive bullshit. Americans aren't a race; they're a Nation. I couldn't tell you my full family tree even if you offered me delicious money. Got some English and French and Irish and American Indian and African slave in there and God knows what else. Who cares?
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