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Wherein we learn of Howard's mind The AICPA (American Institute of CPAs) has begun an ad campaign to bolster their image. It's almost like a poem:
When was the last time you heard a radio ad with the phrase: "intolerant of those who break the rules"? Milo had a great baseball practice today. He pitched for the first time in a scrimmage. He went right up to the coach and asked: "Can I pitch second?" He got up there with the new windup he learned at baseball camp this week and threw very well. Only one walk, a couple of hits, and no runs in his inning. Confession time. The dads played alongside the kids during the scrimmage. I was on the other team. I faced my son. What a quandry. I was up batting left, so there wasn't any chance of me swinging hard. What to do? I decided to swing at everything and come what may. I missed a ball down and outside, fouled one back, then grounded one toward short. I beat out the throw and got a single. Does this qualify me for the bad dad's hall of fame? I didn't get a chance to talk with Milo, since we were jumping on and off the field. I wasn't sure what his reaction was. He seemed happy with his performance. I checked in with him when the practice was over: "Were you mad that I got a hit off of you?" "Oh no," he responds, surprised. What a great kid! Mariners beat Texas again. They've won six in a row -- all on the road. They're 9-3. What was their record after 12 games last year? 9-3. Yesterday, they learned that their amazing designated hitter, Edgar Martinez would be out 4-6 weeks (at least). People started grousing, but I smiled inwardly.
Why does this happen? The players aren't waiting for a superstar ex machina to come in and save the day. Blogaritaville: Price fixing since 1996 caused CD sales slowdown:
via Scripting News
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