Paul Bunyan in the Knowledge Base

Microsoft has a article about Paul Bunyan in its Knowledge Base. One of the most entertaining KB articles I've ever read....

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    "How in tarnation do you expect us to believe that you is clearin' that land 
    by your lonesome," he snarled.   
 
    "I always work alone," said Paul. 
 
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    "Dad-blame-it!" cried Brimstone. "Then show us how you does it, 'cause I think 
    you're full of soup!" 
 
    Paul got up, hefted his ax, and walked into the woods. 

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