Ftrain: Falling Off a Truck

“Oh,” I said, but their imperative command made as much sense as if I was trying to read about the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, but instead of reading it in English, it was in Lojban, and the Lojban had been translated into Morse code, then each dash turned into a banana and each dot turned into an orange, and the bananas and oranges left out in sequence in a rhesus monkey sanctuary for an hour around feeding time, followed by a rainstorm, and I was blindfolded and told to feel around for where the apples and bananas had been before the monkeys got them and work back from there....

via dive into mark

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