Monday, March 11, 2002

The Toothpaste How can you be full of moral outrage and orgasmic at the same time? Easy. Join the Progressive Democrats. Write for the 'Sunday Independent' or re-write history (much the same thing). Immigrate to Munster. Then wait until your favourite opinion poll comes along and, Hey Presto, who needs Viagra! 6:58:35 AM

Hamill cover-up exposed by Laura Friel New evidence emerged this week in relation to the sectarian killing of Portadown Catholic Robert Hamill. In the wake of a Craigavon court case, a file has been forwarded to the Director of Public Prosecutions alleging that an RUC reservist warned one of the attackers involved in the 1997 murder that he was under suspicion. The RUC officer also told the loyalist to destroy any forensic evidence by burning his clothes. 6:21:24 AM