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Do I look like a people person?
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This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
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I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
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Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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You...! Off my planet!
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Does your train of thought have a caboose?
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Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
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Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
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A PBS mind in an MTV world.
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Allow me to introduce my selves.
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Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
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See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil!
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Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
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Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
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I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
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Stress is when you wake up screaming & realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
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Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
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Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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Chaos, panic, & disorder--my work here is done.
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How do I set a laser printer to "stun"?
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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. [
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