Trolling for litigation on Ebay...

Someone bought a packaged cheese stick that supposedly had a human hair. They want to sue, and have posted the following description of the item bid for on Ebay:

You are bidding on the opportunity to represent us in a civil proceeding. Naturally, our discovery of this apparently tainted product has traumatized us, and we may never be able to truly enjoy cheese (or other dairy products, or other processed foods, or other food for that matter) ever again.

We reserve the right to review winner's qualifications upon auction end. Winner must be a licensed attorney.

This is sad. And I hope somehow it's illegal, or unethical. Certainly it is unseemly. I can't believe Ebay would allow this to occur. Oh well...as soon as Scotty gets the transporter working again I can leave this sort of stuff behind... [Ernie the Attorney]

On the other hand, if you're a reader of Twaddle, damned funny!