Saturday, June 15, 2002

From The Onion: In a time-honored annual ritual, thousands of high-school seniors across the nation are cramming for final exams, trying on their graduation gowns, and preparing to break up with their longtime sweethearts. ...Standing in stark contrast to the seniors are the nation's high-school juniors, who expressed horror over their elders' willingness to turn their backs on true love. "There's no way that's ever going to happen to us," said Mindy Ostrove, 16, a junior at Tallahassee Central High School. "Matt and I are forever. Nobody else could ever understand me like he does. Nobody." 8:01:09 PM

This morning we'll be at the grand opening of the Frank Lloyd Wright Bridge between downtown Minneapolis and the Minneapolis Institute of Arts. Tomorrow will be a birthday party and some father's day grilling. Solid. 7:39:03 AM