Monday, July 30, 2001

Chuck and the wife have prompted a quick review of our family’s basic truths. The first basic truth is Liza Good, Tom Evil. Once you understand this everything else falls into place. The prompting came from a question about me being serious or just kidding. I am always kidding but in a mean spirited way. Nothing is meant to hurt, just sting and make people think. And now, back to the basic truths of our clan. If you are mad and not speaking to her Liza is upset, but you have made me smile. Your silence is much appreciated as I do far too much communicating during the course of the average day. Liza is upset with you, I think you’re funny. You are mean or disrespectful to my wife, she wants to understand what’s making you upset, I want revenge. If you have a problem with my children Liza will attempt to understand your point of view, I’m trying to figure out how to completely screw your life and the lives of all of your descendants. Cross one of my friends and you really should prepare for anything. I hold these truths to be self evident. Kidding. This review was brought to you by the letters “P, B, and S”. A tribute to some of the Petty Bull Shit that has plagued an otherwise perfect summer. 12:00:00 AM    says you