Saturday, August 04, 2001

Yesterday got away from me because we had a little going away party at the track that ended up moving on to a bar. Being the pillar of self control that I am I had to join in and make sure that things got weird. I can’t go into details as to protect the innocent, but I’ll break out some details and let your imaginations fill in. strike that, I’ll just give some do’s and don’ts from the evening. Do stick with the same drink all night, I’m sure the people that did feel much better than I do right now. Do not let Nancy hold money for you. Do try and keep a straight face if someone asks you if they look all right. Do not react when you turn and don’t immediately realize that the person you are being introduced to is a Jockey. Do get people to reveal as much blackmail material as possible. Don’t announce your intentions to use it. Do sneak out if at all possible. Do not wait at the valet when you parked your car yourself. 12:00:00 AM    says you