Saturday, August 11, 2001

I have a question. Is it too early to start hating boys that pay too much attention to Katie? She is almost nine but really has no clue. I need some guidance here because I don’t want to start the scary crazy dad stuff too early because it may loose its effectiveness. I’m having more and more trouble holding the part of me back that wants to charge into the pack of them and make an example. There is one in particular that likes the occasional arm around her shoulder. He’s a little older but still well within the tom goes straight to jail range. I’m not a big fan of his dad so maybe I’ll take that route. Finally except one of his offers to play basketball, let things get out of hand, drag him around out front where everyone can see. That kind of thing if played right could last all the way through high school. (making the community service well worth it) maybe I should wait, because I’m finding that I can’t fully trust some of you do-gooders and your tattling to my wife. Enough already. She knows I’m an idiot and won’t really blow a gasket until I see Katie on a date. Not to worry with Maggie, I know some people that work with the department of corrections and am looking into house arrest equipment. Back to the neighborhood boys to finish up. I don’t trust a single one of them. I learned early that girls and there parents trusted the nice, polite kid. I also know how my mind worked / works. The Richie Cunninghams are going to have a tougher time with me than the Fonzies ever will. The girls are going back outside so I have to go out and pretend to do more yard work. Maybe if I actually worked on the lawn… no, it’s too hard to pay attention to both. 12:00:00 AM    says you