Sunday, August 26, 2001

Don’t drink and calk. Stupidtom does not condone either drinking or calking by individuals underage or lacking in the prerequisite maturity. There fore if you are reading this and participate in either underage drinking or calking know that I don’t approve. And now on with the story; coming back from Spud Aid last night I decided I had enough of the bullying tactics of those pesky bees, wasps, whatever they are its bugging me. (Pun em if you got em) so I decided to calk the entire side of my entryway. This isn’t the best idea because 1 tube and a giant mess later, I found myself on my back in the bushes. While I was sealing these pests in a mass grave, I lost my balance and took a two-foot fall. Thankfully, there are not a lot of spectators out at 1:30am so at least my pride was in tact. That is until I woke up this morning to find my front door as busy as O’Hare and noticeably smashed bushes. I may have lost the battle but I will win this war. I have a small citronella candle burning just under their base to confuse the enemy as to my next move. As soon as my army surplus gas masks come in some bugs are going to pay. 12:00:00 AM    says you