Saturday, September 22, 2001

I have to be brief today because I think I just saw a lion in my backyard but it was hard to tell because the grass is so high. I think the neighbors are getting a little tired of my African savanna look so it’s back to the same old crew cut. At least the birds will be happy again because the grubs will be accessible without nagging fear of snake attack. I’ll have to admit a little if they don’t like it why don’t they come and mow it but that’s not fair because I would chemical mow a lawn that was annoying me. Nothing better than a MOW ME of dead grass that you can read from a traffic helicopter. So before any of my neighbors get wise I’d better get my lazy ass mowing. I have to give a quick congratulations to my next door neighbors. They have developed a strain of clover (lawn of the future) that is growing in a perfect semicircle. I’ll admit that I am jealous because this is exactly what will allow us to gain acceptance. Who wouldn’t want a semicircle of self-mowing indestructible clover slowly taking over their back yard? I have resigned myself to share the credit with them once we have control of the entire neighborhood. I’m rambling because my max free mow window is closing fast. Sorry about not making much sense but my mind is not completely in the game right now. 12:00:00 AM    says you