Monday, October 29, 2001

It would appear after further review that Sean Connery was over served! If any of the reports are even close to true the beloved screen presence was innocently playing a game of chance (SEE PICTURE PAGE) while an evil collection of villains plotted against him.(SEE PICTURE PAGE) this is the last I expect to hear about this hazy evening. Mr. Connerys publicist did release another apology that included specifically calling people “a feminine Danny Zuko” and “Poke-My-Hot-Ass”. To quote Mr. Connery’s statement “I jusht want to know which one of thoshe panshies schlipped me the Mickey” I think it goes without saying that he will not be invited back next year. I have a butt load of catching up to do but absolutely no desire to do it. I need to expound on the geek-fest. I need to explain why you all are smarter than I am for buying your computers rather than building them yourselves. I have a Cecil sighting that needs investigating. I should have some more time tomorrow. Right now sleep is an immediate priority. 12:00:00 AM    says you