Monday, November 05, 2001

I have a couple of questions. What in the hell is the deal with the CVS pharmacy courtesy vans? I’m not going for a Seinfeld thing here I just have to know. In my mind these guys come on shift and have a mission briefing and they end with some kind of “LETS GET OUT THERE AND FIND TROUBLE NO MATTER WHERE IT MAY TRY AND HIDE!” today alone I spotted three different vehicles and I know this because I am a fan. These guys put our fire/ems geeks to shame. Where some of our zealots might have responder lights in their personal vehicles, these CVS guys outfit their tricks with number of safety configurations. I have a feeling these people drive these things home. If I ever get the time, I’m pulling over on the highway and putting the hood up just so I can talk to my rescuer. This brings me to my idea for an online magazine; stupidtom talks to freaks. I know that I am odd and I also know that the truly strange open up to me. I need some work on my opening lines for the interviews but I think I can make it work. I’d love to do some “day in the life” stuff but now I’m showing my retardation. I barely have time to write this nonsense but a man can dream. 12:00:00 AM    says you