Thursday, December 20, 2001

I had a number of emails and one call concerning the link on the left to ratemypoo.com. To answer all of you at once unfortunately I had nothing to do with the creation of this spectacular site. I can’t even take credit for the discovery because I heard it mentioned on Howard Stern. I placed it under guilty pleasures because that’s exactly what it is. This would be a great entry in the only money making web idea that I have ever had; GAPER.COM. My site would be a collection of pictures and videos that you know you shouldn’t look at but absolutely cannot help yourself. I would market it initially in this area as a time saver. As you drive by an accident one of myself or one of my staff would hopefully already be on the scene having planted our painter’s style signs that would read something like “don’t slow down, get a close-up view at Gaper.com!” These guys have just started at a different level. The same basic principal applies we all HAVE to look. I dare you to go there, as sick as it is, rate a few (remember to fight your gag reflex because vomit + keyboard = trouble) and see if you aren’t sucked in. The only way you won’t is if you’re doing it in front of other humans. Some wacky prudishness tells us to pretend we have never seen excrement and unless you have spent your entire existence in an iron lung, I don’t believe you. I realize that this is one of the worst ways to spend precious time on the planet but I think that cavemen gathered around dinosaur crap in awe. My hair is off to these guys. So get out there and rate some poo. 12:00:00 AM    says you