I am constantly searching for motivational reasons to live and I have decided to start listing some of those for posterity. The following is my list of the last few days:
I have a compelling desire to become a Mark Harris superfan. If you have not been exposed to the talent that is the former Mr. Martha Ray, go immediately to www.akamarkharris.com.
The CVS Samaritan vans are still a complete mystery. Months after the stupidtom Chief Information Officer began his investigation we are no closer to unraveling the mystery than we were. While this is disappointing it is understandable because those guys are crafty. This one may require a “flat” tire on route 53. I just want to see the inside of the van. Its either going to be filled to the brim with tools and safety equipment, or contain a waterbed disco ball and a big jug of chloroform, I just have to know.
I have more but Max keeps causing complete and total barf-o-rama’s. He coughs so hard that he blows chunks. Katie gets a whiff and she’s off to the races. Maggie is torn between screaming and retching. Good times. Max and I are on our third outfits and we will be rinsing off before bed. This sucks because I know that there won’t be much sleeping going on here tonight.
7:35:11 PM 
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