Monday, June 24, 2002

Today absolutely and completely sucked. There is no way that I can do its complete suckatude justice with mere words. I could have sworn that the guy driving next to me this afternoon was the heat miser but I couldn't be positive. He was sitting in a convertible in hundred plus degree heat with flaming red hair singing but who am I to judge. I was slightly disturbed by the fact that he wasn't sweating but I chalked that up to a complete lack of glands. Back to the suckage, we have reached a little financial bump in the road and I needed that right now like hemorrhoids. To make things better, Katie saw her first lizard yesterday and is having trouble going back into the wild. Her sister is being a big help with a lot of "I'm not sure but I think that's a lizard" followed by screaming. Max isn't a big fan of the sun unless he's in the water with shades on. I have to agree with him. I'm not down with the heat at this juncture but its dam good for business. 6:57:04 PM    says you