Saturday, September 27, 2003
Girly-man "Ahnold" Schwarzenegger cried and begged today, pleading desperately not to be forced to debate the grown-up, Gray Davis.
Actually, the way to put it is that Schwarzenegger is a fascist. He was raised by a fascist. All his life, he's acted like a Nazi. His early career success was based on abusing drugs and psychological manipulation of his opponents. His film career is rooted in violence. His political career is beginning with another Republican coup d'etat attempt.
If it looks like a fascist, smells like a fascist, behaves like a fascist, go ahead and call it a fascist.
Fascists avoid fair and open debates. If Schwarzenegger isn't a fascist, he can debate Davis.
Of course maybe he isn't a fascist, maybe he's a coward.
Or maybe he's just too smart to debate in a format that allows for reasoned discussion. There was a lot of fuss about a debate where the questions were given out ahead of time. It turned out that wasn't the issue with the debate at all. The main issue was that the format promoted squabbling, not consideration. I mean, compare the level of analysis in the California debate to the Democratic presidential candidates the next night.
Here's one way to help Iraq: cancel the reparations. Half of Iraq's debt is $100 billion due to Kuwait and Saudi Arabia. Cancel that completely.
A lot of the rest of Iraq's debt is to France and Russia, and a lot of that is for weapons purchases. We ought to make a deal with France and Russia to eliminate most of that debt in return for giving up our monopoly control over Iraq's business.
Next thing is to get oil-rich Arab countries to put money in. Ha ha. But really, if we're going to bring peace, prosperity, and democracy to Arabs, let's let them do some of the work. Of course, we would have to put civil administration under the UN, but that's easy enough.
What we should not do is steal all of Iraq's large commercial infrastructure for Bush's cronies.
"The tragedy is that our troops are paying with their lives because the administration failed to prepare a plan to win the peace.
If you believe Bush's handlers didn't purposefully allow the "Mission Accomplished" banner at the flight-suit costume party, I have land in Florida I'd like to sell you. I'll throw in a bridge in New York, too.
"How many times do you get away with taking a woman and burying her face in a toilet bowl?"
"I have a perfect part for you in 'Terminator 4.'"
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