Bill Clinton and Little George's Teachers

Bill Clinton's teacher: Billy, you're from a poor and disadvantaged home, but you're smart as a whip and you can be charming when you set your mind to it. The United States is a great country, where even someone like you can grow up to be president, if you just work hard and keep your nose clean....

George Bush's teacher: George, you're dumb as a stump, and lazier than a drunken small-town sheriff, but you're rich. The United States is a great country, where even someone like you can grow up to be president, if you just sell enough favors and have your daddy appoint the Supreme Court....

[Statement of Political Correctness: the publisher doesn't really believe all drunken small-town sheriffs are lazy. This is just a joke.]