Thursday, May 27, 2004

Curious about Oracle 9i ETL? Read Streamlining Oracle 9i ETL With Pipelined Table Functions for a useful intro. 10:11:33 AM      comment []  trackback []

DB Jokes... It is March 1st and the first day of DBMS school The teacher starts off with a role call.. Teacher: Oracle? "Present sir" Teacher: DB2? "Present sir" Teacher: SQL Server? "Present sir" Teacher: MySQL? [Silence] Teacher: MySQL? [Silence] Teacher: Where the hell is MySQL [In rushes MySQL, unshaved, hair a mess] Teacher: Where have you been MySQL "Sorry sir I thought it was February 31st" [via SQLTeam.com Weblogs] 10:06:49 AM      comment []  trackback []