Jinn?
According to critics, an eavesdropper, constantly striving to go behind the curtains of heaven in order to steal divine secrets. May grant wishes.
or use my wishlist (at amazon.com) if you are in the mood for gifts.
One would expect something like support and gratitude from a people saved twice in 50 years from tyranny by the USA+UK. But no. Instead, today, the degenerate German government wants to deny the blessings of liberty to the Iraqi people. Ceterum censeo, delenda est Mecca.
And then there are three or four countries that have said they won't do anything. I believe Libya, Cuba and Germany are the ones that I have indicated won't help in any respect.It would be funny if it weren't such a critical issue. [via USS Clueless, with more details and analysis]