Thursday, November 28, 2002|
When I was younger, just a bad little kid My mama noticed funny things I did Like shooting puppies with a B.B. gun I'd poison guppies and when I was done I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head That's when my mama said She said, "My boy, I think someday You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay You'll be a dentist You have a talent for causing things pain Son, be a dentist People will pay you to be inhumane Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood And teaching would suit you still less Son, be a dentist You'll be a success And I enjoy the career that I picked I am your dentist And I get off on the pain I inflict When I start extracting those molars You girls will be screaming like holy rollers And though it may cause my patients distress Somewhere in heaven above me, I know that my mama's proud of me 'Cause I'm a dentist- and a success Say ah! Now spit. Orin Scrivello, D.D.S., the dentist in "Little Shop of Horrors" 1:31:16 PM 
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Aku masih belum mau Mati karena cintamu --Meggy Z., "Anggur Merah" What happens if someone does mati karena cinta? Does it say 'Cause of death: Cinta' on the death certificate? And what about 'Manner of death:'? Would it be 'Murder'? Or 'Accident'? Or something else? 1:21:10 PM
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I have, cheesy as it may be, sorta made a habit of listening to Peter, Paul & Mary on the way to work. The '70s still stirs my soul. 11:17:09 AM
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