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Thursday, September 05, 2002
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This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the mutt replies. "So, what's your story?" The mutt looks up and says "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leader, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars." The guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him?" The owner replies, "He's such a liar." [Phil Ackley's Radio Thingumabob Zilla]
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Michael Pritchard. "You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing."
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1:29:01 PM
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"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
"Television: chewing gum for the eyes. "Frank Lloyd Wright (1869-1959)
"Television is to news as bumperstickers are to philosophy." Richard Milhous Nixon (b.1913)
"The problem is not that television presents us with entertainining subject matter, but that all subject matter is presented as entertaining." Neil Postman
"Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home." David Frost (b.1939)
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10:06:11 AM
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