Thursday, September 19, 2002

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother and found a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased.  I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?" Mom smiled and then replied, "I remember." 2:49:04 PM       "For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press 3." --Alice Kahn 2:47:53 PM       Marita Bonner. "She did not talk to people as if they were strange hard shells she had to crack open to get inside. She talked as if she were already in the shell. In their very shell." 10:27:34 AM       Some of our old favorites have been re-released. The following songs are on a new album called "Baby Boomers Turn Gray: Re-heated Oldies." Paul Simon--"Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver" Carly Simon--"You're So Varicose Vein" The Bee Gees--"How Can You Mend a Broken Hip" Roberta Flack--"The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face" Johnny Nash--"I Can't See Clearly Now" The Temptations--"Papa Got a Kidney Stone" Nancy Sinatra--"These Boots Are Made For Bunions" ABBA--"Denture Queen" Leo Sayer--"You Make Me Feel Like Napping" Commodores--"Once, Twice, Three Times My Back's Out" Procol Harem--"A Whiter Shade of Hair" The Beatles--"I Get By with a Little Help From Depends" Steely Dan--"Rikki Don't Lose That Clapper" Herman's Hermits--"Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker" Credence Clearwater Revival--"Bad Prune Rising" Marvin Gaye--"I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts" The Who--"Talkin' 'Bout My Medication" The Troggs--"Bald Thing" 10:07:06 AM       "You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 Rs, only one begins with an R." -- Dennis Miller 10:05:04 AM

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