Well I haven't offended anyone in a while and while this isn't intended to offend, I'll probably get some hate mail. I just woke of this morning with "Yea though I walk though the valley of death" in my head and this pretty much wrote itself.
Linus is my shepard; I shall not want.
He free-eth me from Microsoft; he leadeth me towards an open land.
He restoreth my self respect; he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for the sake of open-ness.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of bill, I will fear no evil: for thou art with; thy source and thy cvs they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the house of bill: thou annointest my head with Samba; my source floweth over.
Surely openness and source shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Source forever.