From high atop the U BLOG saddle:
Doc shares the long-winded love letter from the IT burgomeisters to the Collective Brain Trust of the Stone Age Master Planners of the Imperial Takeover of the Intelligence of the Human Race dept., where we find talk of consuming the consumers:
Business models are only beginning to be developed for supplying consumers’ on demand entertainment...critical importance of effective anti-piracy tools in this changing market environment...
How fitting that these morticians would make their plot to suck the juice from the Chicken Soup of Imagination so unappetizingly...dull. 1. Suck juice. 2. Pluck chicken. 3. Insert CPTWG into BPDG, 4. Fire.
the absence of such tools may affect the development of new product offerings.
zzzzzz....
these voluntary groups have successfully formed consensus on key technologies,
snore...
We look forward to [ritual acts of eating human brains were causing a rare condition, called spongiform encephalopathy, that was killing the islanders] a fruitful collaboration...
Here's something to collaborate on: How about a hack for .pdf files so that we can just copy and paste shit from them, rather than having to retype it?
