Saturday, March 01, 2003

Frontgate has the best rich fuck catalog title. Its metonymy picks up the one thing that, if you have one, sort of says, "I can afford shite like the... Avant Hammock Contemporary relaxation in teak and stainless steel Life just seems a little clearer while you’re totally relaxed our new hammock, an uncommonly comfortable yet sleek design in all-weather Textaline, stainless steel and teak. It’s made for gentle side-to-side as well as back-and-forth rocking motion, and owes its clean Danish style to award-winning designer Jesper Moller Hansen. Rotates 360°. Assembly required. 52" wide and 158" long 50 lbs." Avant Hammock                    ($1,995.00) I so much want my Avant Hammock. I will pay the Front Gate fee, so long as one end of the Hammock ties to my lovely old sycamore tree, and the other to the far side of Arcturus 10:28:38 PM

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