Mary Anne had the right idea, that you should explore the world and check out all your options. Wanda wasn't using even basic common sense when she simply stayed in her old home town and then all she found was Earl. Whatever you do, don't be dumb as a post.
Do not limit yourself like Wanda. If you need help exploring your options, consult with a guidance counselor or visit the library. If all you're finding is Earl, then broaden your horizons.
Well Mary Anne got there in the nick of time 'Cause Earl was drunk and gettin' mean. He had Wanda backed up in a very tight corner, And it was lookin' like an ugly scene. But Mary Anne put her hand on a vodka bottle And with the other passed Wanda a rock. And while Earl was thinkin' that she'd pour him a drink, Then both the girls gave him a shock. Would Earl have to die?
Then when Earl came to he was all black and blue And he was lookin' for another round. But this time it wasn't for a bottle he thirsted, And he sprang from the floor with a bound. Well Mary Anne and Wanda were caught by surprise, They were fearful maybe Earl would win. But with a forearm clothesline and a suplex double, It was lookin' like a wrestling gym. They knew Earl had to die.
Then Wanda sat down for just a few minutes And she was tryin' there to catch her breath. When old Earl jumped up and he was mad as a hornet, And it looked like he was thinkin' of death. Then Mary Anne with a crotch kick sent Earl flyin', He was hopin' he might land on a bed. But when the man came down there was no bed around, And there were stars circling all 'round his head. Yes Earl had to die.
Well now it would seem almost to anyone That Earl'd maybe had enough. He was lookin' like somethin' that'd come from a grinder, And all his meat was tough. But he went for a gun and a knife either one, And he was shootin' and a'stabbin' the air, But with a kick from Wanda and a shove from Mary, They sent him down a flight of stairs. Is Earl ever gonna die?
I love the "Dixie Chicks", I love being immoralized in their song, and I love being honored with a personal website, but damn it's just the wrong words in that song! Mary and Wanda have me all wrong, I'm not an drunken abuser - I'm really a sweet guy that wouldn't hurt a fly.
Well Mary Anne got there in the nick of time
