You can stop squinting now, your eyes aren’t deceiving you—we really
did post a photo of a dog wearing a thong. But not just any dog thong!
No, the Dogone thong is the "comfortable and least intrusive means for
deodorizing gassy discharges", and you know you can trust it because it
comes from the #1 name in flatulence odor control products.
Uses our
famous activated charcoal cloth (washable and reusable)! A starter hole
is placed in the cloth in order to help you locate the suggested tail
hole. Carefully measure tail and cut-out hole to proper size. Elastic
straps are used for flexibility. Suspender clips are used to make the
garment totally adjustable. They also provide quick release for
allowing the dog out to do his business.
You can get the Dogone in any of three sizes and they’re each
$19.99, but if you buy them you’ll need very expensive headphones to
keep from hearing the neighbors making fun of you and your poor pooch.
