Tuesday, August 27, 2002


Michael Bolton Gets Hollywood Star - Austin Statesman 08-27-2002. Michael Bolton gets Walk of Fame star  - Jam Showbiz
Hollywood star for Michael Bolton  - San Francisco Chronicle
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Dixie chic: 3 cowgirls riding herd on country - International Herald Tribune 08-27-2002. Dixie Chicks' new album hits stores.  - Atlanta Journal Constitution
Success comes 'Home' to roost for Dixie Chicks  - USA Today
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Jim Koch, chairman of Boston Beer Company and Grand Marshal of the Opie and Anthony "Sex for Sam" fiasco, apologizes and means it.
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SatireWire: "Strewth."
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Ki-Jana Carter cut by Packers - officially he is now the biggest flop in NFL history
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Old man vows to be buried with beer. Has had had nothing else to drink, other than beer, since 1972.
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Man satisfies residency requirements for election by living in empty lot.
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Police film 80 year old man in sunglasses and tennis shoes having sex with a herd of cows.
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ESPN runs promo making fun of red neck fans of Tennessee football. Vols fans go nuts
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Cam site loves Fark traffic, promises to write 'Fark' on their boobies all night (not safe for work)
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Photoshop farker citizenj for his b-day. Not only did his friends forget him, but he's stuck at work until tomorrow
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Car Talk reviews Tommy's 1963 Dodge Dart
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Town struggles with abundance of people with the same name
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Dee Snyder's radio show cancelled
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Woman says she's complete after 15 plastic surgeries (with pics and video)
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"this heartwarming story "
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"S atellite tracker finds goose in freezer "
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Bush Seeks Secrecy For Pardon Discussions (washingtonpost.com)
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"why the environmentalists are apparently wrong"
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"Internet addicts surf on work time!"
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BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Jedi 'religion' grows in Australia
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Fowled Away
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"Texas singer asks lesbian fans to not show affection at her shows"
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BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Satellite tracker finds goose in freezer
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"Link"
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Guardian Unlimited | Special reports | Jonathan Freedland talks to Chief Rabbi Jonathan Sacks
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"Free Range Librarian"
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Untitled
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"Mary Wehmeier's Blog Du Jour"
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BBC NEWS | Politics | Youths get Tory birthday message
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"annessa.net"
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"Remember when they used to only say this about jazz? AI is making a comeback"
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Photoshop these stupefied women at a concert
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Motorcyclist falls off bike, helmet saves him; Gets run over by semi, dies instantly.
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Hendrix guitar fires interest - News Interactive Australia 08-27-2002. 'Flaming' Hendrix guitar for sale  - CNN
Charred Hendrix guitar to set auction alight  - Independent Online, South Africa
Hendrix Guitar Record To Be Zapped  - Skynews UK
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Screaming Tara survives creepy-crawly shower - Ananova 08-27-2002. Tara Gets Grubby In Shower  - Skynews UK
Screaming Tara braves bug 'shower'  - Itv UK
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NASA endorses singer Bass' potential trip - USA Today 08-27-2002. Lance starts training with Nasa  - Itv UK
Nsync singer gets approval from Nasa  - Ananova
Pop star in space suit  - News Interactive Australia
Bass Begins Space Training In Earnest  - Billboard
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Illusionist emerges after 24 hours underwater - CNN 08-27-2002. New York Illusionist Spends 24 Hours in Water Tank  - Yahoo! Headlines
Underwater illusionist finishes quest  - Baltimore Sun
Illusionist Tries 24 Hours Underwater  - Austin Statesman
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School board member accused of using racial slur. Slur in question? 'Parasite'
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Excerpts from WWII kamikaze manual
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"You broke it, you fix it." US signals Afghan policy shift, plans to rebuild nation
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Rugby player finds tooth in arm
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The science of Schadenfreude, or taking pleasure in others misfortune.
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New York & San Francisco selected as the U.S. finalists to host the 2012 Olympics
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When you say "I'm an undercover sky marshal" and you're not, don't say it to a real one.
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Man accused in wedgie case
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Hollywood is out of ideas: ABC greenlights 'Romy and Michele's HS Reunion' Prequel
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Scientist track migrating goose 3000 miles. Find it in hunter's freezer.
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Man who keeps vandalizing Pan statue says he's trying to prevent war between Protestants and pagans.
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Workers surf internet to avoid stress.
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Beekeeper stops at IHOP with queen bee in SUV, bees swarm parking lot minutes later (with pic)
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Exiled American King Triumphantly Returns To Washington
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Search For Public Restroom An Epic Ordeal Of Alienation, Humiliation, Human Cruelty
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60 Percent Of Local Man's Workday Spent On Sports Fandom
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Price Of Penis-Shaped Swimming Pool Negotiated
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When I Have Kids I'm Not Going To Drown Them
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New standard equipment for US Navy subs: videogames
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Try some Emu jerky today!
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Russell Crowe gets into Mexican barfight, woman puts him in headlock until he calms down.
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P.R. firm selling 15 minutes of fame
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Teen starts petition to dispute Soul Train's Entertainer of the Year. Soul Train sends back nasty email
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"Schockwellenreiter"
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"Satellite Tracker Finds Goose in Freezer "
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"it was reported that the cops in Wilmington were compiling a database of future suspects"
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"The tentatively named "BlogMD Initiative" "
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"City Creator"
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"More than 70,000 fans of the "Star Wars" movies have upset Australia's statistics agency by identifying their religion as "Jedi" during last year's national census. "
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"Man has worn chicken mascot suit for 29 years"
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"MT blog"
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"Eric Raymond"
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Enqu[delta]te /pid/miologique (2)
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NATIONAL POST
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"Jay Reding.com"
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"BT loses hypertext claim"
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"Mozilla"
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"VW is reintroducing the Microbus in 2005"
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VodkaPundit - Chill Before Serving
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New on Chuck E Cheese Menu: Stabbing Flaming Madman
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Chilean art exhibit featuring dead dogs picked off of highways is causing a stir
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Photoshop this 1971 AMC ad.
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Swelling Dongting presses against groaning dike
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Drunk intruder dons girl's underwear, falls asleep
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Charred Hendrix Guitar Set to Beat Auction Record - Yahoo! Headlines 08-27-2002. Charred Hendrix guitar to set auction alight  - Independent Online, South Africa
Hendrix Guitar Record To Be Zapped  - Skynews UK
Hendrix guitar set to break sale records  - Ananova
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Tennis: Lleyton Hewitt, Venus Williams in US Open Action - Voice of America 08-27-2002. Serena serves fashion ace at US Open È  - Hindustan Times
Love, set, leather  - News24 South Africa
Serena in U.S. Open Fashion Stir  - Yahoo! Headlines
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Buzz: Leif Garrett on 'Anna Nicole' - CNN 08-27-2002. Leif Garrett on 'Anna Nicole'  - CNN
Garrett Decries Smith's Reality Show  - Austin Statesman
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'N Sync singer begins NASA training - Jam Showbiz 08-27-2002. Bass Begins Space Training In Earnest  - Billboard
Bass still struggling to find right notes  - Independent Online, South Africa
Singer off to NASA to prepare for flight  - USA Today
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Johnny Cash hospitalized due to allergy - Jam Showbiz 08-27-2002. Cash hospitalized for treatment of allergic reaction (08-27-02)  - Hollywood Reporter
Cash in hospital  - News Interactive Australia
Johnny Cash hospitalized  - CNN
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Pre-emptive strike: soccer team offers free admission to beleaguered Minnesota Twins fans if ballplayers strike
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Grizzly mauls animal rights wingnut
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Man tries to make citizen's arrest of Cardinal Egan during mass
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Iran allows women to sue for divorce. Joins 19th century.
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Man forced to withdraw penis from Ebay. Auctionus interruptus.
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Satire wire to shut down
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Wish Farker Shaftman3 a Happy Birthday, since all of his friends forgot to (link goes nowhere
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Illusionist spends 24 hours underwater. Emerges, plugs his show, vomits, then passes out.
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Hijacker mistakenly shoots his accomplice while trying to rob truck
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Survive Fark boobie droughts with Stile's cam site (not safe for work)
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Survive Fark boobie droughts with Stile's cam site (not safe for work) (repeat)
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VW Bringing back the Microbus. Bong-holder optional.
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Cheney decloaks, defends Bush's war plans, then recloaks.
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Johnny Cash hospitalized due to an alergic reaction to "medicine"
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Dixie Chicks' song about why country music sucks is #2 on the country charts
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Topato-madness is sweeping the nation. Topato, a fictional character who stars in a show watche...
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Photoshop this boxer who is constricting anus 100 times to goodbye depression
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J-Lo's assets, not safe for work
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Man missing since terrorist attacks found alive at New York hospital
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Reporter takes part in Air Guitar World Championships, comes in 4th place
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"Stoppt Spam! Aktion"
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The Sun Newspaper Online - UK's biggest selling newspaper
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"Satellite tracker finds goose in freezer"
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The Village Voice: Features: A World Without Water by Ginger Adams Otis
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"Treadmills of His Mind"
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The Globe and Mail: Breaking News
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Flutterby!
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EmptyBottle.org - I, Wonderchicken.
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"AIM screen name 'satan' going for $15k"
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""The Environmentalists Are Wrong""
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Guardian Unlimited | Special reports | Ecological decline 'far worse' than official estimates
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Ethel the Blog
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"Internet Addicts Surf On Work Time"
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""Certainly the information flow among weblogs is having a cumulative effect.""
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Guardian Unlimited | The Guardian | Notes from a suicide manual
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Sony to end Betamax production
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Rival radio company shows no interest in hiring Opie & Anthony
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More than 70,000 Australians wrote "Jedi" as their religion during last year's national census
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CD sales drop, record labels blame Web È - Hindustan Times 08-26-2002. RIAA blames downloads for sales drop (08-27-02)  - Hollywood Reporter
US recording industry reports CD decline due to online music  - Ananova
Report: CD Sales Further Decline  - Newsday
Downloads Blamed for Low CD Sales  - Wired
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Serena serves fashion ace at US Open È - Hindustan Times 08-27-2002. Love, set, leather  - News24 South Africa
Serena in U.S. Open Fashion Stir  - Yahoo! Headlines
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Cash hospitalized for treatment of allergic reaction (08-27-02) - Hollywood Reporter 08-27-2002. Cash in hospital  - News Interactive Australia
Johnny Cash hospitalized  - CNN
Cash Hospitalized Due to Allergy  - Yahoo! Headlines
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'N Sync singer begins NASA training - CNN 08-26-2002. Bass Begins Space Training In Earnest More  - Billboard
Bass still struggling to find right notes  - Independent Online, South Africa
Singer off to NASA to prepare for flight  - USA Today
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Actress Natasha Lyonne pleads guilty to DUI - Nando Times 08-26-2002. Caviar company owner pleads guilty in smuggling  - Boston Globe
Natasha Lyonne Pleads Guilty to DUI  - Austin Statesman
Caviar Company Owner Pleads Guilty  - Newsday
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J-Lo's assests, not safe for work.
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Women's soccer team were duped into appearing topless and wearing only G-strings in TV commercial
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An army marches on it's stomach. Caesar's army marched on pizza and eggs
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Photoshop theme: Corporate sponsored police cars.
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Some DVD releases are making more than first-run films
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Screw the Cincinnati boycott. Come to RiverFest downtown Sunday.
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Mike Doonesbury runs for Congress
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Women's soccer coach bans his players from stripping for money
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Aussie women's soccer team was tricked into topless tv ad. (pic possibly not safe for work)
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MP takes part in charity auction and is bought for a day by a brothel madam
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Man backs off billing for jury duty
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"Chris of the Spoons Experience"
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"Instapundit"
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"did bin laden take his terrorist group concept from isaac asimov's "foundation" series?"
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Pouring It On (washingtonpost.com)
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"Burning Man"
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"Welcome to Tara Sue's new weblog"
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"The Invisible Library"
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"The Happy Tree Friends"
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"Jaguar, Jaguar, Jaguar"
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"Thank you for financing global terror"
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"Vice Fund"
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NATIONAL POST
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allied: Jeneane Sessum Blogs about Writing, Life, and Loss
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"BT loses hypertext claim"
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Attendees at conference on famine dine on lobsters, oysters and steak
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Canadian woman wins tickets to Elton John concert by collecting 39,000 grasshoppers.
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According to the 2003 Farmers' Almanac the entire earth will be encompassed in a glacier this winter
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Welcome to Altus, Oklahoma where the city hall receptionist and a substitute judge smoke crack together.
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Claudia and Heidi Topless Gallery. not safe for work.
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