Wednesday, August 28, 2002


Man awarded cash settlement after female colleague suggests he has a big weener
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RIAA hack update: Fark also mentioned here, Farker Wintermute's mirror also mentioned
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Next world bank meeting is September in D.C. Police chief refusing to provide security. Hilarity will definitely ensue
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Photoshop your own demotivational poster (link goes to an actual poster)
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Bubonic plague in California's Sierra Nevada mountains. Comin' to kick some West-Nile ASS..
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Magicians banned from pulling rabbits out of hats
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Ohio court says health board can't ban smoking in bars, restaurants
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Hey hey, we're the Monkees! And some of us are still hacking away at it.
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"go ye and marvel at my clueless casuistry. "
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"Sarah Deutsch, a vice president and associate general counsel at Verizon, in its digital rights campaign"
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"Satellite tracker finds goose in freezer"
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"Thank you for removing the license-fee exemption for the release of free mp3 decoders."
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"Internet addicts surf on work time"
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"finds the bush administration acted unlawfully."
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"local6.com - Controversial Police Database Lists 'Future Criminals'"
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"bewilderingly confusing home page of the campaign"
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"haloscan.com"
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"Scientology says it's threatened by "unadulterated cyber-terrorism"."
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"Here's the image..."
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FuckedCompany.com - Official lubricant of the new economy
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"Air guitar world championship winner"
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"Tech News - CNET.com"
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Meet the Phishhead who shot his friend for giving him a wedgie
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Venice pulls anchor against odds - Daily Yomiuri Japan 08-28-2002. Venice Film Festival Struggles  - Austin Statesman
Bringing Out the Stars at Venice Film Fest  - Yahoo! Headlines
Venice Film Festival to open  - CNN
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Club Cancels Palestinian Comic - Austin Statesman 08-28-2002. Jackie Mason: I love Palestinians  - Chicago Tribune
Palestinian comic canceled from Jackie Mason show  - CNN
Club cancels Palestinian comic's act  - Baltimore Sun
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Lance Bass Deemed Ready For Space Station Mission - MTV 08-28-2002. Pop Star Lance Bass 'N Fusing NASA  - Austin Statesman
NASA says OK to 'N Sync singer  - CNN
NASA endorses singer Bass' potential trip  - USA Today
Nsync singer gets approval from Nasa  - Ananova
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MTV Video Music Awards Seek Balance - Yahoo! Headlines 08-28-2002. Rehearsals begin for MTV Awards  - Ananova
MTV Video Music Awards Try Balance  - Austin Statesman
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Iranian president fighting against hard-line islamic government
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Target Stores embarrassed to discover that they sell clothes bearing a white supremecist symbol that means "Heil Hitler"
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Could giant airbags save the world from a giant comet?
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Selig finds headline redundant
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Donahue's ratings are the lowest possible. According to Neilson, one cocker spaniel in Pittsburgh is the only viewer
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Running Back thought they said Jason Brookins, not Ki-Jana Carter. Cuts himself from team
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How phone companies still avoid 867-5309 because of that song
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Bourbon workers picket over scheduled bathroom breaks
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World's biggest food fight includes 35,000 revelers and 120 tons of tomatoes in Spanish town
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Found: One Python, Monty. Was apparently hiding out in the ceiling
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Angry Kournikova fans suing Penthouse for $8.99
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Teen gets 10 years for stealing beer from neighbors garage then sneaking out of the police car after he was picked up. TEN YEARS???
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Animal rights activists declare war on France. France surrenders
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Gnome thievery becoming epidemic. 7 dwarves missing, Snow White left behind. "She's no good without those dwarves." Drew's lawn gnome still missing...
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Fark.com mentioned in Wired article about RIAA hack
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Drunk guy crashes his pick-up into truck hauling nuclear waste
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Georgia moves to 50th from 49th in SAT scores. In other news, state education motto "Thank god for South Carolina" is dropped
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The RIAA has been blaming technology for bad sales since 1979. Crappy music never implicated.
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"the heart-warming story of how a single Instapundit link lead to true love"
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"Thomson Multimedia"
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"The Environmentalists Are Wrong"
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"Mozilla 1.1"
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"VW is reintroducing the Microbus in 2005"
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"George Monbiot"
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"AP: Fisherman Reels In Human Head - FBI Investigating Discovery"
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"Mozilla 1.1"
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"Mon Carnet Web est standard ! et le v[dot accent]tre ?"
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"Her company is against the Berman-Coble bill. "
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"trailer"
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"Did you know "88" means "Heil Hitler"? Neither did a buyer at Target."
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"Heterarchy÷The Secret of Japan, Inc. "
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"Profits 1, human dignity 0."
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"Meryl Yourish"
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"PBS piece on American Porn"
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"Wired News mandatory monthly blog piece"
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"Dear Thomson Multimedia"
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"Ken Bereskin"
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Salon.com Technology | "0wnz0red"
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"The Invisible Library"
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Blog the Vote!
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Coin-operated convenience store
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RIAA's site defaced
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Publisher sues after buying novel from man who falsely claimed he was Carlo Gambino's grandson - Boston Globe 08-28-2002. Publisher sues man over false claims of being mob relative  - CNN
Bogus Mafia 'Grandson' Bilks Publisher  - CBS
Publisher sues over mob-novel scam  - Baltimore Sun
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Palestinian comic canceled from Jackie Mason show - CNN 08-28-2002. Club Cancels Palestinian Comic's Act  - Washington Post
Palestinian comic canned.  - Atlanta Journal Constitution
Chicago club cancels Palestinian comic's act  - Nando Times
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Cold Feet Star Cops Drink Drive Ban - Skynews UK 08-28-2002. Cold Feet star banned from driving  - Ananova
Three-year ban for Cold Feet star  - Itv UK
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Tomb Raider To Fight Evil In Wales - Skynews UK 08-28-2002. Tomb Raider sequel to be filmed in Wales  - Ananova
Jilted Man 'Threatened to Shoot Ex-Lover'  - The Scotsman
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'Beverly Hillbillies' to become reality show - CNN 08-28-2002. Beverley Hillbillies to become reality TV show  - Ananova
CBS Hopes Hicks Click in 'Hillbillies' Reality TV  - Yahoo! Headlines
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Man tortures and dissects daughter's guinea pig because he thought it was a camera-equipped robot placed in his home by the government
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How the Saudi royal family spends its summer vacations
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China against the use of force in solving the Iraq problem. Still willing to run over own unarmed citizens with tanks though.
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Quiz: Whose legs is that? (not safe for work)
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MP3 patent dirty pool gratifies Ogg Vorbis team
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iMac-style "laptop dome" stand
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Jediology big in Australia
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Canada stomps on tech
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Broadcast Flag becoming a treaty obligation
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School wonders if yoga counts as religion
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Wanted: chronically naked woman driver, last seen sans clothes in Porsche.
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Baylor frat suspended for a year for being in Playboy.
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Meet the asshat who broke into a house then fell asleep wearing girls panties
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How many chances should a lady give her man to change his ways before she gives up? (voting enabled) (link goes no where special)
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Sports injury of the day - Runner's Nipple
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Shania Twain - Country as cornbread and hot as a New York night (safe for work)
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For sale: 933,000 square foot Alka-Seltzer factory. Only $1
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Is the vegan prohibition against leather cramping your biker style? Never fear! Instead, you c...
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Photoshop these Penn State football players
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Refs give Arizona State a fifth-down and they still lose by 38 points to Nebraska
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No talent assclown Michael Bolton to receive star on Hollywood Walk of Fame
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ESPN caves in to "trailer park frenzy', pulls Tennessee redneck football promo
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Photoshop your own RIAA hack. For extra credit, link us to your own version of the site
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Colin "man-boobies" Montgomery pulls out of golf match. Saving energy to heckle Americans in Ryder cup.
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Visit the hacked RIAA site (while supplies last)
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"Brain music" helps you sleep; insomniacs listen to Metallica
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Couple sues airline for $5 million over lost cat. "It's not about the money"
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Ethernet-to-WiFi Adapter
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Birth of Nerdc0re -- My novella on Salon
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Retro Lesbian Paperback Gallery
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Doonesbury runs for Congress
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Texas spends more on prisons than education
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Club cancels Palestinian comic's act - Baltimore Sun 08-28-2002. Palestinian comic canned.  - Atlanta Journal Constitution
Chicago club cancels Palestinian comic's act  - Nando Times
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Billy Connolly joins cast of new Tom Cruise movie - Ananova 08-28-2002. Connolly and Cruise team up in Samurai flick  - Guardian, UK
Connolly, Spall, Goldwyn take on WB's 'Samurai' (08-28-02)  - Hollywood Reporter
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Nicolas Cage sued over new movie - Ananova 08-28-2002. Pen Pal Seeks 'Sonny' Money from Cage, Others  - Reuters
Cage, others sued over 'Sonny' (08-28-02)  - Hollywood Reporter
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"Bush on Fire"
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"go read Christopher "Spoons" Kanis's tale"
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"Thank you for financing global terror"
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"demanding $27,000 in unpaid rent from the estate of a September 11 victim"
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CNN.com - Sticky gecko toes have little hairs to thank - August 27, 2002
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La gloire!
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Guardian Unlimited | Special reports | Jonathan Freedland talks to Chief Rabbi Jonathan Sacks
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"Welcome to Tara Sue's new weblog"
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"Exploding purple dogs"
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"The 7th Annual Air Guitar World Championships"
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"Un /trange obstacle"
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"FuckedCompany knocked offline for two days"
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allied: Jeneane Sessum Blogs about Writing, Life, and Loss
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Brit boinks bird then wife walks in, doo dah, doo dah
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Hollywood is out of ideas: CBS to produce "Real Beverly Hillbillies"
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Two reporters at World Summit robbed after being doped with date rape drug by hookers. Can't wait to see those expense reports.
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Man woken by a wild buffalo ramming his home, repels animal with thong
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Sarina likes tennis. not safe for work
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She likes to go down - freediver Mehgan Heaney-Grier (SFW)
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Final Plans for Atlanta Fark Party this weekend.
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Fox makes maximum 'Idol' boast (08-28-02) - Hollywood Reporter 08-27-2002. 'Idol,' 'Bro,' 'Folks' Perk Up Ratings  - Yahoo! Headlines
Prime-Time Nielsen Ratings  - Austin Statesman
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Carl Sandburg documents auctioned off - Jam Showbiz 08-27-2002. Sandburg documents fetch $80K  - San Francisco Chronicle
Sandburg Papers Sell for $80,000  - Austin Statesman
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Photoshop a Garbage Pail Kid card for your favorite Farker or celebrity (with example)
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First save Karyn, next save Sheeba
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"The Daily Summit"
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"Mozilla 1.1"
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""The Environmentalists Are Wrong""
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SatireWire | SATIREWIRE HAS LANDED
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"Why ISPs Should Resist Copyright Law Changes "
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"100 things"
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"Link"
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" Scientology says it's threatened by "unadulterated cyber-terrorism""
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"the silly url for Ms. Grubb's site"
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"one in four employees spend more than an entire workday online each week surfing non-work-related web sites"
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"Students Complain About Devices for Reading E-Books, Study Finds"
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Walking in faith -- The Washington Times
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"Vice Fund"
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"The Word Factory"
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"Comedian"
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"World Summit on Sustainable Development"
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"Shall We Dance?"
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There's No Place to Hide
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"local6.com - Controversial Police Database Lists 'Future Criminals'"
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"Steve Gillmor"
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"PlayStation 2 launches online service"
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"Thomson Multimedia"
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"Did you know "88" means "Heil Hitler"? Neither did a buyer at Target."
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Impromptu Milwaukee FARK Party Friday night? Sprecherfest?
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Photoshop theme: If they legalized drugs, how would Madison Avenue advertise them? (Link goes *cough* to inspiration)
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Lord of The Rings voted best soundtrack ever. Complete list included.
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Verizon to RIAA: Can you hear me now? Good, now kiss our asses.
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