Tuesday, September 3, 2002


Bank now only provides drive-through service after being robbed twice
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ABC gets a jump on the 9/11 scaremongering
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Jeff needs a hook... um, ESCORT while in Europe - pick one for me from this link (NSFW)
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NSYNC Singer's Space Trip Grounded By Russians, But MirCorp Remains Hopeful - Launch, Yahoo! 09-03-2002. Lance Bass' Team Says Space Dream Ain't Over Despite 'Termination'  - VH1
Good Krieff! Lance Bass' Spacey Sponsor  - Forbes
Russia Gives 'N Sync Singer the Boot  - Austin Statesman
N'Sync Singer Grounded by Russian Space Agency  - Voice of America
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Director J. Lee Thompson Dies at 88 - Chicago Tribune 09-03-2002. Director J. Lee Thompson Dead  - E! Online
New: "Cape Fear" director J. Lee Thompson dies  - Chicago Tribune
Guns Of Navarone director dies  - Ananova
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Nintendo pulls out stops to turn pink blob Kirby into next big star - Boston Globe 09-03-2002. Nintendo wants to make pink blob a star  - San Francisco Chronicle
Nintendo to Make Kirby Into Big Star  - Austin Statesman
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Playwright Arthur Miller accepts award - Nando Times 09-03-2002. Arthur Miller accepts lifetime honor  - MSNBC
Playwright Miller Accepts Award  - Austin Statesman
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Host Ryan Seacrest talks 'American Idol' - CNN 09-03-2002. Justin Slight Favorite to Win 'American Idol'  - Yahoo! Headlines
Kelly vs. Justin: Which will fans 'Idol'-ize?  - CNN
For Justin Guarini, Kelly Clarkson ÷ big day coming  - MSNBC
LAST SINGERS FACE OFF AMID TONS OF BUZZ  - SJ Mercury
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Who Will Bring Closure To A Grieving Nation?
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Area Man Hoping Cell Phone Breaks So He Can Get Better One
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Daughter Thinks It's Time To Have Sex Talk With Parents
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U.S. Fast-Food Chains Agree To Voluntary Cheese Limits
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I Shall Scramble Two With Bacon When The Muse Moves Me
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President Bush has spent 42% of his term on vacation
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Inventors create condom which can be fitted in three seconds. In other news, sex will now only take 36 seconds, rather than a minute
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Photoshop this protestor with a wooden leopard
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Jeff needs to buy a MP3 player - what should he get? Explain
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Can you pass the Hazzard County driver's exam?
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Design a robot-pet, win an Aibo
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Greek government bans solitaire, mindsweeper, Quake, et al
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Verisign might lose .COM
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Microsoft's new "entertainment" PC isn't
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Pigs orgasms last 30 minutes (Fact 40)... and other useful facts
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Conspiracy theories abound as power goes out at Wisconsin-UNLV game just 2 minutes before Las Vegas casinos are required to make wagers official
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ATTENTION: please stop sending in the Harry Potter broomstick story, we had it up last week fer cryin out loud
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21-year-old hooker tries to extort money from politician, ends up on TSG's website in her underwear
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Carnies are talking about you. Here's what they're saying
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Girl breaks legs four times a day for four months to try to grow to be air hostess. Grows four inches to 5ft 1 inch. Airlines demand 5ft 2 inches
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World's last Camaro sold for $71,500. "I paid a lot more than I wanted to, but I wanted it bad."
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Islamic news interrupted by hardcore porn
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Green 7 Up is on the way. dnL is for the kids because adults won't drink that crap.
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Sports Illustrated serves up backhanded hoax. Women's Tennis Association freaks out
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Freddie Prinze, Michelle Gellar get married
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Elizabeth Berkley has had tough time getting work since 'Showgirls'
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Wil Wheaton makes it to UserFriendly
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Florida man operating illegal dentist practice out of his house exposed neighbors, patients to radiation
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Teamsters Hall built by non-union workers. Officials considered union labor too expensive
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Veteran movie director J. Lee Thompson dies - Nando Times 09-03-2002. New: "Cape Fear" director J. Lee Thompson dies  - Chicago Tribune
Director J. Lee Thompson dies at 88  - Jam Showbiz
Guns Of Navarone director dies  - Ananova
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Russia scuttles 'N Sync singer's space trip - USA Today 09-03-2002. Russia: Lance Bass Won't Fly  - ABC News
N Sync star dropped from space programme  - Nme.com
Out of sync  - CNN
'It's over' for 'N Sync spaceman  - Independent Online, South Africa
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Ms Dynamite Is Mobo Favourite Mobo Awards Here are the nominees... - Skynews UK 09-03-2002. Dynamite dominates Mobo nominations  - CNN
Ms Dynamite leads race for MOBO Awards with six nominations  - Nme.com
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'Idol' Hopeful's Dad Talks About Son - Yahoo! Headlines 09-03-2002. `Justin's Dad': Bell Enjoying `Idol' Ride (09/03)  - Entertainment News Daily
Justin's proud papa watching in Atlanta.  - Atlanta Journal Constitution
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Television show documents that Winona Ryder was charged much more severely than non-celebrities who committed the same crimes
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XFL legend "He hate me" has a new NFL home
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Real time satellite tracking. Find out where both the Space Shuttle and the International Space station are right now
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Worlds's last Camaro sold for $71,500, "I paid a lot more than I wanted to, but I wanted it bad."
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Man found with cannabis in his underpants - is that a joint in your pocker or are you just pleased to see me
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Agoraphobic burglar tunnels into neighbour's house to avoid going outside
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220 Congress members co-sponsor bill to cut federal beer tax in half
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Whale experts say Keiko is too attached to people and should be destroyed
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For his birthday today, photoshop Farker TheFly and his kin
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Photoshop this rain delay
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Copyright robs the future
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Broadband: It's not the breadth, it's the availability
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Landspeeder for sale
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How much damage does a mountainside logo do?
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Are we live or are we simulated?
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'Navarone' director Thompson dies - CNN 09-03-2002. Director J. Lee Thompson dies at 88  - Jam Showbiz
Guns Of Navarone director dies  - Ananova
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Uri Geller kicked out of I'm a Celebrity camp - Ananova 09-03-2002. Geller's Spooned Out  - Skynews UK
Uri Geller off UK reality show  - News Interactive Australia
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LAST SINGERS FACE OFF AMID TONS OF BUZZ - SJ Mercury 09-03-2002. Kelly, Justin Say They Are Friends  - Yahoo! Headlines
Oddly riveting 'American Idol' reaches finale  - San Francisco Chronicle
Final idol  - SJ Mercury
Day of Truth Nears for American Idol  - Austin Statesman
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Malkovich Launches 'Ripley's Game' - Austin Statesman 09-03-2002. John Malkovich on the appeal of murder  - CNN
Malkovich Discusses 'Ripley's Game'  - Austin Statesman
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Lewis telethon hits $58 million record - Chicago Tribune 09-03-2002. Annual telethon draws record $58.3 million  - Miami Herald
Lewis Telethon Posts New Record  - Austin Statesman
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McDonald's is cutting fat in their fries
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Lance Bass replaced on Russian shuttle flight with a cargo box, sent home packing
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Study finds panhandlers only spend a small portion of what you give them on booze, drugs and sex
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Tjheives rjob Bjork
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Number of millionaires shrinking for first time in more than a decade
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Final idol - SJ Mercury 09-03-2002. PEOPLE.COM: 'American Idol' finalists living large  - CNN
Day of Truth Nears for American Idol  - Austin Statesman
The big day approaches for Justin or Kelly but will 'American Idol' fame last?  - Boston Globe
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'Signs,' 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding' Top Weekend Box Office - Quicken 09-02-2002. Signs back atop box office, with My Big Fat Greek Wedding  - USA Today
Summer blockbusters provide needed adrenaline release  - SJ Mercury
Films take record summer revenue  - MSNBC
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John Malkovich on the appeal of murder - CNN 09-02-2002. Malkovich Discusses 'Ripley's Game'  - Austin Statesman
Malkovich discusses evil at festival  - CNN
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Reporter sent to cover car chase picks up hitch-hiker. Guess who he picked up?
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Found: One long lost Strong Bad e-mail
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Bridge player stripped of title for refusing drug test
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It's that time of year. Photoshop some back-to-school supplies. Link gets a cliche out of the way
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Take a Trip and Never Leave Home- This Is the coolest Site I've Seen For a Long time
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Arizona Diamondbacks down 19-0, put Mark Grace at pitcher
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Headline Haikus give all the news in seventeen syllables
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Short story renaissance at this year's Hugos
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11 CDs worth of Dylan Thomas MP3s on Salon
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Tattoos for diabetes maintenance
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Firewalls suck
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EarthViewer: Cyberspace meets meatspace
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ESPN's list of the 20 greatest sports films of all time.
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My new madlibs technique is unstoppable
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Wireless on the Rideau
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Dinosaurs Against Fossil Fuels
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Hobo RPG -- retrochalking
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