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Theme: Design an unlikely ad for Altoids. Sample provided 11:09:14 PM  comment [] 
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FBI let terror suspect's Hotmail account expire, destroying evidence 10:10:03 PM comment []
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Man caught on the way to blow up White House only had 16 guns 10:10:03 PM comment []
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New movie so dirty even Europeans appalled 10:10:02 PM comment []
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Letter from YT columnist to Sharon supporter 9:09:11 PM comment []
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Listener suggestions for what to do with all those "Car Talk" yogurt lids 9:09:11 PM comment []
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Why is anyone surprised that athletes are idiots? 8:09:35 PM comment []
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Pitcher rips Detroit Tigers for pulling him as a starter. Dares them to release him. Has given up an average of almost 8 runs per game this season 8:09:34 PM comment []
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Can't get women to wrestle in your backyard? You might as well try advertising 8:09:34 PM comment []
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Teacher reprimanded for not being niggardly enough with the dictionary 6:51:19 PM comment []
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Ghost starting to feel romantically inclined towards lady of the house 6:51:18 PM comment []
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Smart furniture will tell you if you are putting it together wrong. Option to have it call you a royal dumbass not yet available. 6:51:17 PM comment []
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Company sold expired food because it was "tasty" 6:51:17 PM comment []
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Excerpt from The Simpsons Generation 6:09:48 PM comment []
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Cops staple eviction notice to tree evicting couple that have lived there for 12 years 6:09:46 PM comment []
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Schoolyard bullies using SMS messaging to harrass classmates via cell phones 6:09:45 PM comment []
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Howard Stern: Opie and Anthony had it coming 5:10:49 PM comment []
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Photoshop Pooty-poot and special forces 5:10:47 PM comment []
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Florida rancher gets gun out after acid-heads come to steal his magic shrooms. 5:10:45 PM comment []
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Ted Nugent has bargain for Lance Bass - Nando Times 09-04-2002. Lance Bass' Nugent discount - CNN Nugent offers hunting tips to Lance Bass - Jam Showbiz 5:10:18 PM comment []
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33 4:09:38 PM comment []
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We all know that lying during a job interview is a bad idea, but surely no one is stupid enough to say they can weld wood when applying for a welde... 4:09:37 PM comment []
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History of the US Secret Service 4:09:35 PM comment []
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Plucky American upstart NucOS aims to dethrone entrenched British stalwart HarrixOS using the s... 4:09:03 PM comment []
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Ted Nugent offers Lance Bass hunting lessons since he can't go to space 3:09:41 PM comment []
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Tolkien fans react badly to TruthMedia review of Fellowship of the Ring 3:09:40 PM comment []
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Eurotrip update. Fark parties in the following cities: London, Oslo, Stockholm, St. Petersburg, Moscow, Munich, Paris, and Edinburgh. More to come.... 3:09:38 PM comment []
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Remember the Central Park Jogger wilding incident in 1989? DNA tests say they caught the wrong guys 3:09:37 PM comment []
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Doctors finally work out why man dies everytime his alarm goes off 3:09:35 PM comment []
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U.S. residents interested in the cognitive dissonance between bellicose politicians and their p... 2:10:06 PM comment []
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Entire Austrian town receives bill for phone sex hotline 2:09:28 PM comment []
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Norway promises Keiko the whale will not be killed 2:09:27 PM comment []
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Love guru writes form letter so all baseball addicts can explain to their honey why they're cramming in as many meaningless September games as poss... 2:09:26 PM comment []
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Police commandeer golf carts to catch robber. In other news, plot for Police Academy 10 revealed 2:09:25 PM comment []
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Just when you think the boy band situation can't get any worse, they replicate. Fb- is the father 2:09:23 PM comment []
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Melancholy Elephants: a copyright parable 1:10:35 PM comment []
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Tropical paradise made from recycled bottles 1:10:33 PM comment []
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Bridge player stripped of medal for refusing drug test 1:10:32 PM comment []
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Seattle espresso tax worries city council 1:10:31 PM comment []
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Anonymous military officer says that aliens took part in a military exercise that took place in Arkansas several years ago 1:10:19 PM comment []
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Secret Service issues alert for man with explosives on his way to the White House 1:10:17 PM comment []
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Paul McCartney's new wife likes to sniff his armpits 1:10:15 PM comment []
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Church declared a nuisance 12:09:18 PM comment []
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Despite the popularity of geriatric hookers in Japan, pre-teen prostitutes are still finding work 12:09:16 PM comment []
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US Troops in Afghanistan find threatening leaflets written in Arabic encouraging Afghans to kill Americans. Afghans don't speak Arabic 12:09:15 PM comment []
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Even teenagers like the Harry Potter vibrating broomstick 11:10:27 AM comment []
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No talk show plans - CNN 09-04-2002. Clinton says no talk show job È - Hindustan Times Clinton Says No Talk Show Job in Immediate Future - Miami Herald 11:10:02 AM comment []
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Clinton indicates he wonât do talk show - MSNBC 09-04-2002. Clinton likely wonât do talk show - MSNBC Clinton: Not Inclined to Do Talk Show - Washington Post 11:09:58 AM comment []
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Teen drinking study concludes Australia one of the few countries where binge drinking is acceptable 11:09:26 AM comment []
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Previously unknown species of owl discovered. Ted Nugent fires up the grill 11:09:24 AM comment []
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Wisconsin University has banned the West Virginia Mountaineer mascot from bringing his musket to this weekend's football game. Madison is now the c... 11:09:23 AM comment []
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Coed teen sleepovers are increasingly common 10:10:47 AM comment []
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World Trade Center, Your Proposals: a giant yellow weiner 10:10:45 AM comment []
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Public toilets to be closed to prevent them from being used for gay sex 9:10:36 AM comment []
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Man who claimed to be Wyatt Earp's grandson flees after historians point out Earp didn't have any children. 9:10:35 AM comment []
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Major airlines making a stink over injured passengers using bedpans in first-class 8:10:02 AM comment []
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Airline admits that wing panel that fell off plane in flight had only 4 of 125 screws in place 8:10:01 AM comment []
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U.S. residents interested in the cognitive dissonance between bellicose politicans and their pe... 8:09:16 AM comment []
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Photoshop Donald Rumsfeld at a town hall meeting 6:09:30 AM comment []
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Napster.com 6:09:29 AM comment []
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Photoshop Theme: Design a California quarter (link goes to the governor's rules) 5:09:39 AM comment []
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Airport security scores another "F" according to CBS ... don't think "F" means "Fantastic" either 5:09:38 AM comment []
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Check out the latest upcoming Walken film, "Kangaroo Jack" 5:09:37 AM comment []
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WNBA makes another stride towards equaling the NBA - female player arrested on drug and assault charges 3:09:08 AM comment []
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Women's bowler gets over $14,000 via internet auction for ad space on her ass. Anyone want to put an ad on Jeff's ass? 2:09:02 AM comment []
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Lil' Bow Wow's concert rider. What? No Courvoisier? 12:09:21 AM comment []
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Bryan Gahagan
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Last update: 9/12/02; 7:38:32 AM .
Last update: 9/12/02; 7:38:32 AM .
