Saturday, September 7, 2002


Nothing-Sacred reviews the steaming pile of festering crap known asTransformers: Armada
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Jennifer O'Dell of Lost World (some not safe for work)
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Auctioneer steals farker's bandwidth, farker now wants you to make replacement pics (site not safe for work)
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Lauana Lei's Magnetic Clay sucks lead & mercury out of a person's body
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Yachtsman sets sail for 9,000 mile journey, after 40 miles he is forced to turn back because he forgot to fit rudder. He then reaches land in an ar...
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Ban the spam.
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Christine Hamilton leaves last stage of celebrity Survivor - Ananova 09-07-2002. Never mind the celebrities, get me out!  - Daily Telegraph UK
Christine Gets Evicted From Jungle  - Skynews UK
Tara on track to be jungle queen?  - Itv UK
Celebrity survivor contestants forced to rebuild camp  - Ananova
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Actress Patty Duke fractures skull - CNN 09-07-2002. Patty Duke Hospitalized  - E! Online
Actress Patty Duke Hospitalized  - Yahoo! Headlines
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New Mars images seem to indicate ruin city. Or maybe not. Or maybe the image was doctored. Or maybe not
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Survey: 10 percent of students have used the drug Ecstasy. Only 10? Timoty Leary we miss you
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Man swims the entire Mississippi River. No, not bank-to-bank, length-wise.
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Moby responds to Eminem's VMA threats. World breathes a collective "Feh."
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Elisha Cuthbert of TV's "24"
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Verizon pay phones now cost 50 cents
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Learn how to convert an ordinary ChapStick into a deadly weapon (or a tasty treat)
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The wonderful game of Gothopoly
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Man's visit to his future grave kills him
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For Sale: Wil's Barney-boxing gloves
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George Foreman's grills grilled for $8.2 million.
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With the fall election season coming up, help Jim Traficant out and photoshop him a campaign ad. (link goes to his trading card)
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Forget the hard-hitting action, cheerleaders and hometown pride - The NFL season means just one thing: FOOD.
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Andre Agassi and Pete Sampras ensure a 30 something will win the U.S. Open finals. In other news the Williams sisters play tonight in the finals
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University of Kentucky football doesn't suck
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LA Times: Rival Rapper Behind Tupac Shakur's Murder - Voice of America 09-07-2002. Vegas police bunlged Tupac Shakur's case  - Baltimore Sun
Paper says rapper linked to Shakur slaying  - Boston Globe
Who killed Tupac? Read the buzz.  - Atlanta Journal Constitution
B.I.G. Linked to 2Pac's Death  - Yahoo! Headlines
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Norway bans Keiko contact - CNN 09-07-2002. Keiko's still free, but willy survive?  - Independent Online, South Africa
Norway protects Keiko  - CNN
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Celebrity survivor contestants forced to rebuild camp - Ananova 09-07-2002. Will Tara be the jungle queen?  - Itv UK
Tara Tipped As Top Survivor  - Skynews UK
Tara is bookies' favourite for queen of the jungle  - Ananova
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Armor on wheels for the discriminating taste
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ABC's with a twist.
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Bridge-owners want lifeboatmen on way to sea rescues to pay crossing toll
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Police, archaeologists wary of psychics theory of Elizabeth Smart mystery
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Japanese tradition of getting blitzed after-hours & telling you boss off is no more
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Photoshop this 1920 Powerhouse Mechanic working on a Steam Pump
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Paper says rapper linked to Shakur slaying - Boston Globe 09-07-2002. Vegas police bunlged Tupac Shakur's case  - Baltimore Sun
Who killed Tupac? Read the buzz.  - Atlanta Journal Constitution
B.I.G. Linked to 2Pac's Death  - Yahoo! Headlines
Rival Rapper Behind Tupac Shakur's Murder"> LA Times:  - Voice of America
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'Dirty Pretty Things' draws praise at Venice Film Festival - Nando Times 09-07-2002. 'Things' Draws Raves at Venice Fest  - Yahoo! Headlines
Frears Film Takes a Look at London's Seedy Side  - Reuters
Knight 'Promises' pic to BBC Films (09-07-02)  - Hollywood Reporter
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Reward Offered in Madison Co. Fire - Austin Statesman 09-07-2002. Madison County Bridge Burned Down  - Austin Statesman
'Madison County' author offers reward  - Jam Showbiz
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Norway protects Keiko - CNN 09-07-2002. Norway bans contact with killer whale  - CNN
Killing Keiko?!  - E! Online
Playing with Willy could stunt growth  - Independent Online, South Africa
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'White Oleander' Actresses Go Blonde - Yahoo! Headlines 09-07-2002. Pfeiffer wants women on top È  - Hindustan Times
Pfeiffer: Not Enough Good Film Roles for Women  - Yahoo! Headlines
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Man cuts down tree with alledged vision of Virgin Mary while yelling, "You Catholics, there's your virgin"
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Pizzaria burglars ask hostages to tie them up when police arrive unexpectedly
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Hey Football Fanatics. Here is the preview for the upcoming N.F.L. season
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Wil's Barney-boxing gloves on eBay
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Testical Festical coming soon
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Wireless FUD: Spammers *could* use WiFi
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Man who awakens from coma that began while O.J.'s trial was going on has lot of catching up to do
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Police tell drivers not to buy GPS gadget that warns them of speed traps
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Atomic-scale memory
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A GUI for Blosxom
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Today is the 75th anniversary of the first ever television transmission
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Georgia sues Tulane over backing out of a football ass-kicking. Uga not amused
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Dutch actress Katja Schuurman nude in Playboy (not safe for work)
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Pianist Vlado Perlemuter, played for Ravel - Miami Herald 09-07-2002. Renowned pianist Perlemuter dies  - Jam Showbiz
Renowned Pianist Vlado Perlemuter Dies  - Billboard
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'American Idol' winner hesitant over 9/11 role - San Francisco Chronicle 09-07-2002. Kelly Clarkson Crowned 'American Idol' Clarkson's first single will be released on September 17.  - MTV
'American Idol' Finale  - Extra TV
ÎJuiceâ: Whoâs the real ÎIdolâ winner?  - MSNBC
'Idol' Finale Draws Millions  - Billboard
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Norway bans contact with 'Free Willy' star - CNN 09-07-2002. Norway bans contact with killer whale  - CNN
Killing Keiko?!  - E! Online
'Free Willy' Star Turns Up in Whale-Hunting Norway  - Yahoo! Headlines
Kill Willy call sends fans into a frenzy  - Independent Online, South Africa
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Geeks everywhere bummed, creators of Farscape announce show's cancellation. SciFi channell puts another notch in its' belt
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Yale's 50 most beautiful people on campus, Havard definitly attracts better looking students. SFW
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Man shoots nail into own head. Finds metallic surprise hours later (with pic)
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Russia now controls the weather; threatens to smite enemies a la Zeus
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Photoshop some new wrestlers for the Christian Wrestling Federation
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Killing Keiko?! - E! Online 09-06-2002. Norway bans contact with 'Free Willy' star  - Nando Times
Playing with Willy could stunt growth  - Independent Online, South Africa
Norway Bans Contact With Keiko  - Austin Statesman
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Kelly Clarkson Crowned 'American Idol' Clarkson's first single will be released on September 17. - MTV 09-06-2002. 'American Idol' Finale  - Extra TV
Kelly Clarkson Crowned 'American Idol'  - VH1
'Idol' sweet music to RCA (09-06-02)  - Hollywood Reporter
She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar: now she's America's idol  - Independent, UK
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Roseanne says she will never have sex again
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Akron man ordered not to reproduce
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hottest hot sauces
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George Bush proclaims September 11 as Patriot Day
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