Sunday, September 8, 2002


How Humor Helped America Heal After 9/11
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In general, parenting humor is painfully unfunny, but there are exceptions.
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Man tries to fire beer can using home made cannon, instead injures himself 3 friends and blows up gas tank. Moral- don't mess with beer.
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GayDay2 at Disneyland coming up
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Tacky Treasures
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iPod clone made unusable by "security"
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How should copyright be enforced online?
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An Auschwitz Alphabet
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Stars have fetish for giving their kids weird names. Frank Zappa still wins with Moon Unit
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Tony Blackburn wins celebrity Survivor - Ananova 09-08-2002. Tony is king of the jungle  - Itv UK
Tony Is King Of Jungle  - Skynews UK
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Mullan's 'Magdalene Sisters' Wins Venice Film Prize - Yahoo! Headlines 09-08-2002. The Magdalene Sisters wins Golden Lion  - The Statesman, India
'Magdalene Sisters' wins at Venice  - Nando Times
Venice Golden Lion to Mullan's 'Magdalene Sisters' (09-08-02)  - Hollywood Reporter
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Prince Harry comes of age with charity work to mark Diana's legacy - Daily Telegraph UK 09-08-2002. Harry's tribute to Diana  - Itv UK
Prince Harry in 18th Diana tribute  - CNN
The puffing Prince  - News Interactive Australia
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Judge challenges pothead kid to basketball game. Wins
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Japanese go wild over lingerie-clad toy doll
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Scooby Doo/Cthulhu crossover fan fiction
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Logic with Beavis and Butthead
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School becomes surveillance state
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An Auschwitz Alphabet
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100% transparency leads to loss of speech
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Newspapers endorse lots of Democrats
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Woman suing KFC because of manager's weird, offensive conduct involving chicken finger and rubber glove
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Photoshop some fake can labels so Farker Fatron can torment his nephews (link goes to page with examples)
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N.Y. funeral marches to vibe of Lionel Hampton - Miami Herald 09-08-2002. Swinging farewell to Lionel Hampton  - SJ Mercury
Hampton laid to rest  - San Francisco Chronicle
Dignitaries, Friends Attend Hampton Funeral  - Voice of America
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Venice Film Fest Set for Awards - Yahoo! Headlines 09-08-2002. 'Dirty Pretty Things' draws praise at Venice Film Festival  - Nando Times
'Things' Draws Raves at Venice Fest  - Yahoo! Headlines
Mullan Film Ahead in Tight Venice Festival Race  - Reuters
Film Fest Set for Palestinian Lands  - Austin Statesman
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Funeral held for jazz great Hampton - Jam Showbiz 09-08-2002. Funeral held for jazzman Lionel Hampton; senior Bush speaks  - Nando Times
Dignitaries, Friends Attend Jazz Legend's Funeral  - Voice of America
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I tried to keep the peace, says Christine - Ananova 09-08-2002. Christine's sorry jungle exit  - Itv UK
UK stars do it tough in bush  - News Interactive Australia
Never mind the celebrities, get me out!  - Daily Telegraph UK
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"EUROPA VS. CALLISTO" Who has the largest ocean, Don King seeks to get piece of the action
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Learn logic with Beavis and Butthead
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Scooby-Doo vs Cthulhu
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Swordfish leaps out of sea, spears eye of Indian fisherman, doctors take an hour to remove it, fisherman might still be able to see
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Chuck E. Cheese: 20 years of rats and pizza
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Moron puts Armor All on his tire treads, drives in rain, crashes into tree. Common sense surrenders
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Opie & Anthony still getting paid from their $30 million contract
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Major-losers.com turns 1
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Farmer tries to stop donkey having sex with neighbour's donkey, it attacks him, he loses his hand
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Salma Hayek's longs for her one eyebrow back
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Christine's sorry jungle exit - Itv UK 09-08-2002. UK stars do it tough in bush  - News Interactive Australia
Never mind the celebrities, get me out!  - Daily Telegraph UK
Christine Gets Evicted From Jungle  - Skynews UK
Nell blames boredom and fights for her silence  - Ananova
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Author Michael Crichton's wife seeks divorce - Jam Showbiz 09-08-2002. Author Crichton's Wife Seeks Divorce  - Austin Statesman
Author Michael Crichton's wife files for divorce  - CNN
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America is being overrun with fad sodas and engergy drinks. Create your own, suitable for Farkers. (Link goes to Pepsi's latest example)
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Own your own home for $225.00
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Survey: Men prefer sex with blondes, women don't want sex with ginger men. In other news, bad breath may be a turn-off
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Legally Blonde 2 . . . Hollywood is ou . . . Oh you know the rest
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Personalized brain music helps people sleep
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Japanese save their umbilical cords, and are more than happy to take them out and show you. No, go ahead, touch it
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North Korea downgraded to axis of pretty darn bad
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Light, gravity to race Sunday for control of universe
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Hampton Is Buried New Orleans-style: Music Swirls Around Funeral Procession - Washington Post 09-07-2002. N.Y. funeral marches to vibe of Lionel Hampton  - Miami Herald
Funeral held for jazzman Lionel Hampton; senior Bush speaks  - Nando Times
Jazzman Hampton laid to rest È  - Hindustan Times
Dignitaries, Friends Attend Hampton Funeral  - Voice of America
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Pop starlet laments burgeoning fame because she can no longer "go out, get drunk and puke everywhere"
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Spend your summer day re-living the Titanic Disaster.
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Best and Woist voices in America
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