Monday, September 9, 2002


Photoshop this awkward waiting room
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Czech republic secedes from telcos with WiFi
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Crank FBI letters about MAD Magazine
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Revolting school lunch gallery
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Nations no more
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eMoo: carbonated sugared milk-beverage
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Looks Like Cargo, Not Lance Bass, Will Be Shot Into Space - MTV 09-09-2002. Bass space bubble bursts  - News Interactive Australia
Lance Bass will not make trip into space  - USA Today
It's official: Bass off space flight  - Jam Showbiz
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Michael Elphick, star of 'Boon' and 'EastEnders', dies at 55 - Independent, UK 09-09-2002. Michael Elphick: Your tributes  - BBC
Michael Elphick dies  - Itv UK
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Jerry Lewis Collapses - E! Online 09-09-2002. Veteran comic recovering from collapse  - Ananova
Jerry Lewis falls ill  - USA Today
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Vatican attacks Venice jury for awarding Magdalene Sisters top prize - Ananova 09-09-2002. Venice Film Festival director fends off Catholic criticism  - IRNA Iran
The Vatican attacks Venice Lion prize to 'Magdalene' (09-09-02)  - Hollywood Reporter
Mullan's Magdalene Sisters wins top Venice film fest prize  - Manila Business World
Vilified Catholic sex abuse film wins Golden Lion  - The Age, Australia
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Actresses Star at Toronto Film Fest - Austin Statesman 09-09-2002. Actresses star at Toronto Film Festival  - Nando Times
Impressive Lineup for Toronto Fest  - Yahoo! Headlines
Impressive Lineup for Film Festival  - Austin Statesman
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If you don't collect something as a hobby or otherwise, you will slowly go mental. Muhuhahahaha. Ha
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Photoshop this rat distracting an NFL game
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ABC out of ideas. Wants to make sitcom about "ordinary" people.
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Alive Gallery
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Switzerland stereotypically enters the UN with gifts of chocolate and swatches
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World overpopulation to be solved: fat kids unlikely to outlive parents
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Witness to yesterday's Utah tornado likens it to watching a Discovery Channel special on tornadoes
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George Harrison's last album to be released - USA Today 09-09-2002. Harrison album set for release  - Itv UK
New George Harrison Album in Nov.  - Austin Statesman
Buzz: New George Harrison album due  - CNN
Final George Harrison Album Due In November More  - Billboard
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Lance Bass officially kicked off space flight - Baltimore Sun 09-09-2002. Lance Bass kicked off space flight  - CNN
It's official: Lance Bass isn't going to space  - USA Today
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Mullan's Magdalene Sisters wins top Venice film fest prize - Manila Business World 09-09-2002. The Vatican attacks Venice Lion prize to 'Magdalene' (09-09-02)  - Hollywood Reporter
Vilified Catholic sex abuse film wins Golden Lion  - The Age, Australia
Catholic Leaders Outraged by Venice Film Award  - Yahoo! Headlines
'Magdalene Sisters' wins at Venice  - Baltimore Sun
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Jerry Lewis collapses at London comedy benefit - Nando Times 09-09-2002. Jerry Lewis collapses backstage  - Independent Online, South Africa
Jerry Lewis taken ill in London  - MSNBC
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Eminem's Tour Bus Destroyed By Fire more - Launch, Yahoo! 09-09-2002. Eminem tour bus catches fire  - Jam Showbiz
Eminem Bus Burns  - Rollingstone
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Zulu king lecturs naked girls to remain virgins
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Nutty German man cycles 2.6 miles on seabed, finds garden gnome, sets world record
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Inmates using toilets to communicate
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Man robs store wearing beer cooler on head. Includes pic
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Photoshop this For Better For Worse cartoon where grandpa gets laid
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NY Post considers people ages 31 and 32 to be 'Geezers'
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Man wins $8M from slot machine, will open taco joint
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Teen shoots self in hand, attempts to drive self to hospital, runs out of gas
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Seventy-eight full-color reasons to be glad you're not in high-school any more.
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NBA player and girlfriend missing since July 8 - Parents set up website for more info as police call disappearance 'suspicious'
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Mother-in-law sick of man's dowry jokes, sends a 600 pound Texas longhorn to his front door.
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Newspaper editorial have you angry? Get wired, drive your Cadillac through a wall into editor's office.
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The anniversary of the Chile coup is met with riots. Mmmmmmmm...Chile coup..
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Other than thinking he is Batman, Dodger pitcher OK after getting skull cracked from line drive
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Two Miss North Carolina's arrive for Miss America pageant
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Saddam Hussein experimenting with unmanned aerial drones to attack US
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How Israel is like Britney Spears
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Kid has pot, scale, $12K cash in bedroom. Parents: we didn't know about it
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Stupidest. Crook. Ever
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Researchers working on nicotine vaccine
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Vilified Catholic sex abuse film wins Golden Lion - The Age, Australia 09-09-2002. Catholic Leaders Outraged by Venice Film Award  - Yahoo! Headlines
'Magdalene Sisters' wins at Venice  - Baltimore Sun
Golden Lion goes to film denounced by Vatican  - Independent Online, South Africa
Scottish director bags Golden Lion  - Guardian, UK
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'Swimfan' No. 1 splash at box office - CNN 09-09-2002. Swimfan overtakes Greek Wedding in US  - Guardian, UK
'Swimfan' Leads Weekend Box Office  - Washington Post
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Gordon Lightfoot is hospitalized - Baltimore Sun 09-09-2002. Singer Gordon Lightfoot Hospitalized  - Austin Statesman
Singer-songwriter Gordon Lightfoot hospitalized  - The Star, Malaysia
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Hot Lips has colon surgery. Hot Lips is a $4.95 goldfish
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11.3 Billion pop-up ads were served in the USA in the first 7 months of 2002
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Photoshop this 13 year-old birthday girl (original is kinda large)
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Ten things the Net got right
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Need some music to listen to on Talk Like A Pirate Day? Look no further than The Scurvy Pirates.
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Lost U.S. city found as lake dries up. No, it's not Atlantis
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Communism may not work, but Russians can create rain. God pissed
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Cindy Taylor becomes new host of E.'s 'Wild on' show
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CAP reviews Swimfan. Oddly enough, he doesn't like it
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R.I.P. Ronald Mcdonald
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Celebrating the villains of the original Super Mario Bros. game
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Arrrr.. Mark ye calendars.
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Man offers free beer to winner of mud wrestling match against his girlfriend
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Kurt Cobain's childhood home up for auction - Ananova 09-09-2002. Cobain home for sale on net  - News Interactive Australia
Cobain's Childhood Home for Sale  - Yahoo! Headlines
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Tony stunned by jungle victory - Itv UK 09-09-2002. DJ Tony is King of the Jungle  - Daily Telegraph UK
Tony Blackburn wins celebrity Survivor  - Ananova
Tony is king of the jungle  - Itv UK
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N.Y. funeral marches to vibe of Lionel Hampton - Miami Herald 09-08-2002. Swinging farewell to Lionel Hampton  - SJ Mercury
Hampton laid to rest  - San Francisco Chronicle
Dignitaries, Friends Attend Hampton Funeral  - Voice of America
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Photoshop theme: What ads will Madison Avenue be trying to ram down Gen X/Gen Y's throats in 2052?
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Woman disqualified from the World Bridge Championship for refusing a drug test
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Photoshop these gnomes
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Psychoanalyst to start dating service for patients based on their disorders
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Cool Hand Puke --- the weird 'n' wonderful world of competitive eating
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What does Andre Agassi do when not playing Tennis in Vegas? (other athletes, please take notes)
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A ginormus collection of (supposedly) old Homestar Runner stuff. You do not deserve this, he is a great athlete.
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Saddam Hussein's alleged mistress says he uses Viagra
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Farker Slayerswine gets yelled at by Jethro Tull's Ian Anderson and then stabbed in the neck
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Kid hears that "Money doesn't buy happiness," rips up 1,500 Euro from dad's wallet. Money can buy the asswhoopin' of a lifetime.
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Jerry Lewis taken ill in London - CNN 09-08-2002. Jerrry Lewis collapses backstage at London Palladium  - Ananova
Comedian Jerry Lewis Taken Ill in London  - Yahoo! Headlines
Jerry Lewis taken ill  - The Scotsman
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Singer-songwriter Gordon Lightfoot hospitalized - The Star, Malaysia 09-08-2002. Singer Gordon Lightfoot Hospitalized  - Yahoo! Headlines
Singer-songwriter's condition unknown  - USA Today
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Venice Golden Lion to Mullan's 'Magdalene Sisters' (09-09-02) - Hollywood Reporter 09-08-2002. 'Magdalene Sisters' Wins at Venice  - Yahoo! Headlines
ÎSistersâ takes top Venice film kudos  - MSNBC
British film defeats a blockbuster  - Daily Telegraph UK
The Magdalene Sisters wins Golden Lion  - The Statesman, India
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DJ Tony is King of the Jungle - Daily Telegraph UK 09-08-2002. Tony Is King Of Jungle  - Skynews UK
Will Tara be jungle queen?  - Itv UK
Never mind the celebrities, get me out!  - Daily Telegraph UK
Christine Hamilton leaves last stage of celebrity Survivor  - Ananova
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U.S. government denies sculptor's attempt to trademark balls
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Photoshop this man having some trouble with his briefcase
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New Jersey decides it might be a good idea to keep convicted criminals from working in schools
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Voodoo witch tries to burn down LA with animal sacrifice - needs better offering
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Anybody have one of those 3d glasses sitting around collecting dust?
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