Updated: 9/11/06; 7:00:51 AM.
Gil Friend
Strategic Sustainability, and other worthy themes of our time
        

Sunday, July 31, 2005

[Sustenance]: In case you didn't see this (posted on Energy Bulliten)

Top Ten George W. Bush Solutions For Global Warming David Letterman, The Late Show (CBS)

10. NASA mission to turn down the sun's thermostat

9. Federal subsidies to boost production of Cool Ranch Doritos

8. Fast track Rumsfeld's "Colonize Neptune" proposal

7. Convene Blue-Ribbon Committee to explore innovative ways of ignoring the problem

6. Let Hillary worry about it when she takes over

5. I dunno---tax cuts for the rich?

4. Give the boys at Halliburton 90-billion dollar contract to patch hole in ozone

3. Switch to celsius so scorching 98 becomes frosty 37

2. Keep plenty of Bud on ice

1. Invade Antartica

(25 July 2005)

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