Iraq shows off Apache crew. The Pentagon confirms that two men paraded on Iraqi TV are the crew of a missing helicopter gunship. [BBC News | Front Page | UK Edition]

Ok! That headline just sounds...um....ga...hom...alter...BAD! I can see it now...

Saddam:"Thith ith our new Apashe crew. Bruth ith wearing thith darling green jumpsuit that brings out the color in hith eyeth."

Or...

Saddam:"When they said Apache I thought we were getting the indian from the Village people."

You figure out what the joke is.

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